Official Jon Gruden Thread VIII

[Tenacguy50]

It means they possted something and then decided they didn't want it posted. They go in and edit it, but they can't leave an edited post blank, so they put a period in its place.

Thx 247...:hi:

 

[247VOL365]

Thx 247...:hi:

sure thing

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

I was standing at my window today and saw a blue jay fly into my neighbors house across the street. My telephone rang. "Hello" I said, and all I heard was this squawking. "Excuse me?" I said, " I can't understand you." Unfortunately, he never did speak English.

You are a regular Jack Handy tonight.
Lol

 

[SamRebel35]

What you watchin' tonight Goat?

 

[hohenfelsvol]

I hear ya, just don't start drinking that Mich Ultra / Miller 64 bull mess. Might as well stay sober at that point.

Love good beer. But when it's a quantity night then better

 

[SamRebel35]

You are a regular Jack Handy tonight.
Lol

I had no idea what Cooke was talking about right there.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Reported

Reported for reporting! Boom!

 

[COOKEVOL]

You are a regular Jack Handy tonight.
Lol

Found one of my old books. I remember sitting in Hess Hall with one of my buddies drinking Mickey's stingers and laughing our asses off reading through it.

 

[247VOL365]

Love good beer. But when it's a quantity night then better

I hear ya. I'm sipping on some bourbon right now, about to hit the rack.

 

[SamRebel35]

Where you at Goat?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Sam, wassup, brah!

 

[workingvol81]

soon

 

[COOKEVOL]

I had no idea what Cooke was talking about right there.

I believe in making the world a better place for our children, but not our children's children because I don't think children should be having sex.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Pillow fight to follow

He's leaving?
You mean I put on this lingeraie for nothing?

 

[SamRebel35]

Sam, wassup, brah!

Not much Tex. How you doin' you zone tard? Just trying to get Goat to name a show.

 

[volatil]

You are a regular Jack Handy tonight.
Lol

"Daddy what is rain? Rain is what happens when God cries. Daddy, why is God crying? Probably something you did. Jack Handy

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

soon

Nice avi! Lulz

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Beats the hell outta me. Doyle could give you insight.

Is it the same as saying "this"?

 

[COOKEVOL]

He's leaving?
You mean I put on this lingeraie for nothing?

Teddy, baby doll?! Don't leave us in suspense!

 

[Volingatorland]

I'm 90% sure that if all the non-gruden talk was removed from these threads, that we'd still be on Gruden I. Mainly because Night Shift does some work.

 

[SamRebel35]

He's leaving?
You mean I put on this lingeraie for nothing?

Oh hey Doyle! Didn't recognize you without your gimp suit on.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Reported for reporting! Boom!

Reported for reporting reported reports.


Also, the Boom was excessive.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Lol Doyle! I read that in Eric Cartmen's voice.

Lol
I was typing it thinking of it in Stewies voice.

 

[247VOL365]

I'm 90% sure that if all the non-gruden talk was removed from these threads, that we'd still be on Gruden I. Mainly because Night Shift does some work.

I've thought that many a time.

 

[SamRebel35]

I'm 90% sure that if all the non-gruden talk was removed from these threads, that we'd still be on Gruden I. Mainly because Night Shift does some work.

We do tons of work, but I think the relevant Gruden posts are easily half the content of every thread.