Official Jon Gruden Thread VI

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We both typed we were convinced the same minute. I'm really now rethinking my bigfeet opinion. Maybe they are real and they control our brains?
From the Moneymaker Squatching Bible:

"Squatches are known to have mastered the power of mind control. It is how they communicate with one another when they aren't able to relay messages with normal yells, whackage of trees, or whistles. What is a bit scary is that they also use this as a form of camouflage. A Jedi mind trick, if you will."
 
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From the Moneymaker Squatching Bible:

"Squatches are known to have mastered the power of mind control. It is how they communicate with one another when they aren't able to relay messages with normal yells, whackage of trees, or whistles. What is a bit scary is that they also use this as a form of camouflage. A Jedi mind trick, if you will."


:eek:lol:
 
From the Moneymaker Squatching Bible:

"Squatches are known to have mastered the power of mind control. It is how they communicate with one another when they aren't able to relay messages with normal yells, whackage of trees, or whistles. What is a bit scary is that they also use this as a form of camouflage. A Jedi mind trick, if you will."

Bo Bo: I think I'm looking right at a squatch!

Squatch: I'm a horse you idiot.

Bo Bo: Oh never mind guys. It's just a horse.
 
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Can you tell me what you job is?


Sure! I'm the dumb **** that drew the short straw. I have to dress up in a bigfeet suit and run around in the woods. My wife is ashamed.
 
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Bo Bo: The bigfeet is the most elusive animal in the world.


Me: no ****ing joke. We have watched your ****ing show, and still haven't seen ****.
 
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