Official Jon Gruden Thread VI

[COOKEVOL]

Your too nice to joke on. Cool cat. My parents have a Siamese mix I got them. Very unique animal.

How are we gonna balance two threads tonight?

 

[AllVolinGA]

Tick tick hickory dickiry dock. You know the rest.

 

[Escape Goat]

I am now adding "grumpy" to my "other words for poo" list.

I like calling it a grumpy for some reason. Prolly cause it won't get an infraction on here.

 

[COOKEVOL]

84.

Edit. I had a cat that lived to be 21, so 84 can't be right

I believe it's 7 years like dogs. Not a cat scientist though so not sure.

 

[Escape Goat]

How are we gonna balance two threads tonight?

I'm done trying. That was supposed to be a joke. People honestly think I support digging up a corpse and dubbing him the new Vols coach. If I could delete it I would.

 

[Escape Goat]

I believe it's 7 years like dogs. Not a cat scientist though so not sure.

A vet I knew said 5 which makes more sense. Don't know why I am just remembering that. Oh well too late.

 

[COOKEVOL]

A vet I knew said 5 which makes more sense. Don't know why I am just remembering that. Oh well too late.

Never too late!

 

[Escape Goat]

Never too late!

Sam screwed us. So what you watching mayne?

 

[COOKEVOL]

I'm done trying. That was supposed to be a joke. People honestly think I support digging up a corpse and dubbing him the new Vols coach. If I could delete it I would.

I thought it a noble effort. I got the joke, but you're my bud.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Sam screwed us. So what you watching mayne?

Ghost adventures

 

[Escape Goat]

Ghost adventures

Ty on previous post. I'm watching GA too

 

[AllVolinGA]

All I know is he is a cantankerous old cat who is still mad cause he go denutted.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Sam screwed us. So what you watching mayne?

Whaaaaaa?

 

[Escape Goat]

All I know is he is a cantankerous old cat who is still mad cause he go denutted.

Who?

 

[COOKEVOL]

Whaaaaaa?

Where is his punk ass?

 

[Escape Goat]

Whaaaaaa?

I'm kidding. I'm not mad Sam is asleep, or sneak eating, or getting some.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Ty on previous post. I'm watching GA too

Did you see Aaron just wig out? Freaky.

 

[AllVolinGA]

EG's other thread made sense to me. Too many lame A*"'$ on here.

 

[COOKEVOL]

I'm kidding. I'm not mad Sam is asleep, or sneak eating, or getting some.

Mmmmmmmm to all three.

 

[Escape Goat]

Remmington arms. Ftr!!!!

 

[Escape Goat]

EG's other thread made sense to me. Too many lame A*"'$ on here.

They weird. Thanks. I thought it was pretty transparent as well.

 

[Escape Goat]

Did you see Aaron just wig out? Freaky.

He always wigs out. Lol. That's why he is bait.

 

[Escape Goat]

You believe any of this Cooke?

 

[COOKEVOL]

Remmington arms. Ftr!!!!

Forgive my ignorance but what are FTR QFT EG?

 

[Escape Goat]

That gun shot then scream is gnarly