Hot Co-worker.

[Scotty's Flat Top]

I ought to beat your ass with a lead pipe.

Despite not being married I try to be a monogamous creature but her booty makin it hard.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Despite not being married I try to be a monogamous creature but her booty makin it hard.

But all bets are off if I see whale tail

 

[farmersdaughter]

Kat...FD....we need your help here....


What should Scotty say to the hot girl?

hey darlin, i gotta case of natty light, a sackful of krystals, and 8 inches of fun, lets get together.



cue conway twitty music and its on
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[Jax_Vol]

homo

 

[Jax_Vol]

hey darlin, i gotta case of natty light, a sackful of krystals, and 8 inches of fun, lets get together.



cue conway twitty music and its on
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dang if we had only met ten years ago...

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Scotty,

Put your weiner on her desk.

You're welcome.

 

[farmersdaughter]

dang if we had only met ten years ago...

Im a hopeless romantic
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[TEX_VOLFAN]

Despite not being married I try to be a monogamous creature but her booty makin it hard.

Your man card should be revoked for this comment. Wtf!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

hey darlin, i gotta case of natty light, a sackful of krystals, and 8 inches of fun, lets get together.



cue conway twitty music and its on
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Now you're just trying to make him feel better.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

hey darlin, i gotta case of natty light, a sackful of krystals, and 8 inches of fun, lets get together.



cue conway twitty music and its on
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I love you

 

[TOP]

 

[farmersdaughter]

I love you

I love you too, now go get her tiger
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[Scotty's Flat Top]

Now you're just trying to make him feel better.

As Ron would say. Like a baby's arm holding an apple

 

[farmersdaughter]

Now you're just trying to make him feel better.

get 6 to 8 of those nattys down her and she aint gonna know if its 4, 8, 12 or 16......hes good to go!
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[Scotty's Flat Top]

I love you too, now go get her tiger
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Would you like some Krystal's and Natties tonight. My treat.

 

[farmersdaughter]

Would you like some Krystal's and Natties tonight. My treat.

i will take the krystals, but cant drink for now....but the way my hormones are raging you may get raped before you get across the back porch
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[Spartacavolus]

Scotty,

Put your weiner on her desk.

You're welcome.

I don't think that's a good suggestion. Scotty, you have to have at least one foot on the ground, so weiner desking, or WD, isn't an option. You can't leave your feet.
Ever.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

i will take the krystals, but cant drink for now....but the way my hormones are raging you may get raped before you get across the back porch
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[Scotty's Flat Top]

i will take the krystals, but cant drink for now....but the way my hormones are raging you may get raped before you get across the back porch
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Yes! Be there in 5 minutes

 

[DD4ME]

As Ron would say. Like a baby's arm holding an apple

Not Ron, TBS

 

[Thrasher865]

i will take the krystals, but cant drink for now....but the way my hormones are raging you may get raped before you get across the back porch
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hmy:

 

[DD4ME]

 

[SergeantVol]

I'd probably just ask him if wanted to toot some blow and pick up some hookers

Ask here this! Chicks love blow and hookers!

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

i will take the krystals, but cant drink for now....but the way my hormones are raging you may get raped before you get across the back porch
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Put the Krystals in your Butt!

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

I don't think that's a good suggestion. Scotty, you have to have at least one foot on the ground, so weiner desking, or WD, isn't an option. You can't leave your feet.
Ever.

I'm impressed. You're old an pro it seems.