Hot Co-worker.

#27
#27
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You have to suffer through the other review first. This app is at the end.
 
#28
#28
yeah, you hide the camera in your shoe and then.....wait, that wont work with jeans......


uhh, so i've heard

Harris I just hope one day I can be as creepy as you. I've got my work cut out for me.. but with a little hope and a lot of elbow grease maybe one day I will be.
 
#29
#29
Just run video & pretend like you're texting or something. Go back & run the video, pause at a good spot, & screen shot.
 
#31
#31
Harris I just hope one day I can be as creepy as you. I've got my work cut out for me.. but with a little hope and a lot of elbow grease maybe one day I will be.

shoot for the stars!!!

she is just sitting there wishing you would ask her out. go on down there and see if she has plans for tonight?

Tell her..." If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."
 
#32
#32
shoot for the stars!!!

she is just sitting there wishing you would ask her out. go on down there and see if she has plans for tonight?

Tell her..." If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

That's the worst dating advice I've ever heard Jackson. At least be original in your failures.
 
#33
#33
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Most surprising aspect of my day? You have a job


Least surprising aspect of my day? You're a perv
 
#40
#40
Where did you pick this guy up Scotty?

Who mrorange? Oh he has been slumming it up around the board for the past few days. He has like a million degrees (i.e lives in his mother's basement) he is probably on break at McDonalds (explains the wifi access)
 
#41
#41
Who mrorange? Oh he has been slumming it up around the board for the past few days. He has like a million degrees (i.e lives in his mother's basement) he is probably on break at McDonalds (explains the wifi access)

Come on Scotty....you can do this....I just checked and she has no plans for the weekend. Just looking for a freak like you. We took a vote and as an icebreaker, we want you to go with this one..

"Do you wash your pants with Windex? Because I can see myself in them."
 
#43
#43
Come on Scotty....you can do this....I just checked and she has no plans for the weekend. Just looking for a freak like you. We took a vote and as an icebreaker, we want you to go with this one..

"Do you wash your pants with Windex? Because I can see myself in them."

Oh good Lord...
 
#44
#44
Who mrorange? Oh he has been slumming it up around the board for the past few days. He has like a million degrees (i.e lives in his mother's basement) he is probably on break at McDonalds (explains the wifi access)

He need to stop pointing a gun at me. I feel threatened.

haha But he stalked me first

Stop pointing a gun at me.
 
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#47
#47
Come on Scotty....you can do this....I just checked and she has no plans for the weekend. Just looking for a freak like you. We took a vote and as an icebreaker, we want you to go with this one..

"Do you wash your pants with Windex? Because I can see myself in them."

I'm with Bones Harris. Worst advice ever.
 
#50
#50
And that is why otter and i get all the chickies...you gots to lossen up scotty...gheez!

Ok, how about..."Hello! My name is Mr. Right. I heard you were looking for me."

I'm calling the last girl to reject me right now to test your theory. Stand by.
 
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