Recruiting Forum: Football Talk II

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#1,327
#1,327
I'd just hate to see this place if we were in Auburns shoes, two seasons removed from an NC and 1-6 with that win in OT against ULM.
 
#1,329
#1,329
I don't feel like going over there again and sifting through the bs. What did you say OCI that caused everyone to flip their shee-ite.
 
#1,332
#1,332
Last year I hung out in the recruiting forum, so I'm familiar with Skeeter and OCI. This year I've ventured into the Gruden forum.
Who are Boro Vol, DTO, and Bcartervol. Are they legit at all? I know Zasnow is not, but who are these other posters? and should anyone take these "insiders" seriously about anything?
 
#1,334
#1,334
joshc said:
Last year I hung out in the recruiting forum, so I'm familiar with Skeeter and OCI. This year I've ventured into the Gruden forum.
Who are Boro Vol, DTO, and Bcartervol. Are they legit at all? I know Zasnow is not, but who are these other posters? and should anyone take these "insiders" seriously about anything?
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Everyone on the Internet is exactly who they say they are. You get kicked off the Internet for lying, I think. I think it's in the rule book.
 
#1,335
#1,335
It's like Mr. Potato head. You can really put anything anywhere and win, but this is a helpful guide to make you a better Gruden Insider:

"Hey guys, I know I don't post much over here, so you can (a.)________. I just got done(b.)_______, and this is what I found out. Dooley is absolutely (c.)_________. This was up in the air until (d.)______. Now, regarding Gruden, (e.)________. I think it is absolutely time too! Dooley has (f.) _______ and deserves this. You can look for an official announcement (g.)________. Of course everyone in the media will continue to deny this because (h.)____. And before anyone brings up the Randy Shannon thing I said last year, (i.)_______

a. TIFWIW
a. ask anybody who played for UT in the 90's about me.
a. believe me or not. I really don't care.

b. talking to a booster
b. talking to a friend who knows a booster
b. Gruden's agent
b. someone who knows how to pronounce the name of Gruden's agent
b. talking to (insert a Gruden relative)

c. going to be our coach next year
c. out after the South Carolina game
c. out after the Kentucky game

d. we lost to Mississippi State
d. he got in a shouting match with Hart
d. he called Bray and Hunter pansies
d. we lost to Alabama
d. he coached his first game
d. the AD ran out of money.

e. he is currently in negotiations.
e. he is going to coach the Eagles next year.
e. he will never leave Tampa
e. he is happy at ESPN
e. it is a done deal. Signed, sealed and delivered.

f. tried to bail on us for UNC and violated his contract
f. rebuilt this roster and has improved the team.
f. Mike Shula written all over him. Gruden is our Saban.
f. screwed the pooch

g. On MNF, as Gruden wears an orange tie.
g. After the season, when Dooley wins out.
g. After South Carolina beats us.
g. as soon as possible, so Gruden can assemble a top 5 recruiting class.

h. They are puppets of the AD
h. They are sheep
h. They hate the vols.
h. They are out of the loop.
h. They are Grudenites.

i. Dooley's ego screwed that in the 11th hour, and everybody knows that.

With great power comes great responsibility... go.
 
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#1,337
#1,337
lol That's it, nick. Seriously, you can't be any more accurate. I decided to stop heading over there. A confirmed deal will be announced on Twitter well before it's announced in that thread.
 
#1,339
#1,339
nicksjuzunk said:
It's like Mr. Potato head. You can really put anything anywhere and win, but this is a helpful guide to make you a better Gruden Insider:

"Hey guys, I know I don't post much over here, so you can (a.)________. I just got done(b.)_______, and this is what I found out. Dooley is absolutely (c.)_________. This was up in the air until (d.)______. Now, regarding Gruden, (e.)________. I think it is absolutely time too! Dooley has (f.) _______ and deserves this. You can look for an official announcement (g.)________. Of course everyone in the media will continue to deny this because (h.)____. And before anyone brings up the Randy Shannon thing I said last year, (i.)_______

a. TIFWIW
a. ask anybody who played for UT in the 90's about me.
a. believe me or not. I really don't care.

b. talking to a booster
b. talking to a friend who knows a booster
b. talking to (insert a Gruden relative)

c. going to be our coach next year
c. out after the South Carolina game
c. out after the Kentucky game

d. we lost to Mississippi State
d. he got in a shouting match with Hart
d. he called Bray and Hunter pansies
d. we lost to Alabama
d. he coached his first game
d. the AD ran out of money.

e. he is currently in negotiations.
e. he is going to coach the Eagles next year.
e. he will never leave Tampa
e. he is happy at ESPN
e. it is a done deal. Signed, sealed and delivered.

f. tried to bail on us for UNC and violated his contract
f. rebuilt this roster and has improved the team.
f. Mike Shula written all over him. Gruden is our Saban.
f. screwed the pooch

g. On MNF, as Gruden wears an orange tie.
g. After the season, when Dooley wins out.
g. After South Carolina beats us.
g. as soon as possible, so Gruden can assemble a top 5 recruiting class.

h. They are puppets of the AD
h. They are sheep
h. They hate the vols.
h. They are out of the loop.
h. They are Grudenites.

i. Dooley's ego screwed that in the 11th hour, and everybody knows that.

With great power comes great responsibility... go.
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Solid work.
 
#1,340
#1,340
nicksjuzunk said:
It's like Mr. Potato head. You can really put anything anywhere and win, but this is a helpful guide to make you a better Gruden Insider:

"Hey guys, I know I don't post much over here, so you can (a.)________. I just got done(b.)_______, and this is what I found out. Dooley is absolutely (c.)_________. This was up in the air until (d.)______. Now, regarding Gruden, (e.)________. I think it is absolutely time too! Dooley has (f.) _______ and deserves this. You can look for an official announcement (g.)________. Of course everyone in the media will continue to deny this because (h.)____. And before anyone brings up the Randy Shannon thing I said last year, (i.)_______

a. TIFWIW
a. ask anybody who played for UT in the 90's about me.
a. believe me or not. I really don't care.

b. talking to a booster
b. talking to a friend who knows a booster
b. talking to (insert a Gruden relative)

c. going to be our coach next year
c. out after the South Carolina game
c. out after the Kentucky game

d. we lost to Mississippi State
d. he got in a shouting match with Hart
d. he called Bray and Hunter pansies
d. we lost to Alabama
d. he coached his first game
d. the AD ran out of money.

e. he is currently in negotiations.
e. he is going to coach the Eagles next year.
e. he will never leave Tampa
e. he is happy at ESPN
e. it is a done deal. Signed, sealed and delivered.

f. tried to bail on us for UNC and violated his contract
f. rebuilt this roster and has improved the team.
f. Mike Shula written all over him. Gruden is our Saban.
f. screwed the pooch

g. On MNF, as Gruden wears an orange tie.
g. After the season, when Dooley wins out.
g. After South Carolina beats us.
g. as soon as possible, so Gruden can assemble a top 5 recruiting class.

h. They are puppets of the AD
h. They are sheep
h. They hate the vols.
h. They are out of the loop.
h. They are Grudenites.

i. Dooley's ego screwed that in the 11th hour, and everybody knows that.

With great power comes great responsibility... go.
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When did you become an insider?
 
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#1,341
#1,341
I'm trying not to think about it. We still have a coach and 5 games to play! nothing will be announced until after the game and if everybody thinks it's done, then get over it and wait. it honestly feels like the season is over (in the FF) and there aren't anymore games to be played.
 
#1,342
#1,342
nice work nick! i bet you got all of that reading a full page of posts and didn't have to look at the other 100 threads
 
#1,347
#1,347
nicksjuzunk said:
It's like Mr. Potato head. You can really put anything anywhere and win, but this is a helpful guide to make you a better Gruden Insider:

"Hey guys, I know I don't post much over here, so you can (a.)________. I just got done(b.)_______, and this is what I found out. Dooley is absolutely (c.)_________. This was up in the air until (d.)______. Now, regarding Gruden, (e.)________. I think it is absolutely time too! Dooley has (f.) _______ and deserves this. You can look for an official announcement (g.)________. Of course everyone in the media will continue to deny this because (h.)____. And before anyone brings up the Randy Shannon thing I said last year, (i.)_______

a. TIFWIW
a. ask anybody who played for UT in the 90's about me.
a. believe me or not. I really don't care.

b. talking to a booster
b. talking to a friend who knows a booster
b. talking to (insert a Gruden relative)

c. going to be our coach next year
c. out after the South Carolina game
c. out after the Kentucky game

d. we lost to Mississippi State
d. he got in a shouting match with Hart
d. he called Bray and Hunter pansies
d. we lost to Alabama
d. he coached his first game
d. the AD ran out of money.

e. he is currently in negotiations.
e. he is going to coach the Eagles next year.
e. he will never leave Tampa
e. he is happy at ESPN
e. it is a done deal. Signed, sealed and delivered.

f. tried to bail on us for UNC and violated his contract
f. rebuilt this roster and has improved the team.
f. Mike Shula written all over him. Gruden is our Saban.
f. screwed the pooch

g. On MNF, as Gruden wears an orange tie.
g. After the season, when Dooley wins out.
g. After South Carolina beats us.
g. as soon as possible, so Gruden can assemble a top 5 recruiting class.

h. They are puppets of the AD
h. They are sheep
h. They hate the vols.
h. They are out of the loop.
h. They are Grudenites.

i. Dooley's ego screwed that in the 11th hour, and everybody knows that.

With great power comes great responsibility... go.
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Wow! That took some time. Good work!
 
#1,348
#1,348
nicksjuzunk said:
It's like Mr. Potato head. You can really put anything anywhere and win, but this is a helpful guide to make you a better Gruden Insider:

"Hey guys, I know I don't post much over here, so you can (a.)________. I just got done(b.)_______, and this is what I found out. Dooley is absolutely (c.)_________. This was up in the air until (d.)______. Now, regarding Gruden, (e.)________. I think it is absolutely time too! Dooley has (f.) _______ and deserves this. You can look for an official announcement (g.)________. Of course everyone in the media will continue to deny this because (h.)____. And before anyone brings up the Randy Shannon thing I said last year, (i.)_______

a. TIFWIW
a. ask anybody who played for UT in the 90's about me.
a. believe me or not. I really don't care.

b. talking to a booster
b. talking to a friend who knows a booster
b. Gruden's agent
b. someone who knows how to pronounce the name of Gruden's agent
b. talking to (insert a Gruden relative)

c. going to be our coach next year
c. out after the South Carolina game
c. out after the Kentucky game

d. we lost to Mississippi State
d. he got in a shouting match with Hart
d. he called Bray and Hunter pansies
d. we lost to Alabama
d. he coached his first game
d. the AD ran out of money.

e. he is currently in negotiations.
e. he is going to coach the Eagles next year.
e. he will never leave Tampa
e. he is happy at ESPN
e. it is a done deal. Signed, sealed and delivered.

f. tried to bail on us for UNC and violated his contract
f. rebuilt this roster and has improved the team.
f. Mike Shula written all over him. Gruden is our Saban.
f. screwed the pooch

g. On MNF, as Gruden wears an orange tie.
g. After the season, when Dooley wins out.
g. After South Carolina beats us.
g. as soon as possible, so Gruden can assemble a top 5 recruiting class.

h. They are puppets of the AD
h. They are sheep
h. They hate the vols.
h. They are out of the loop.
h. They are Grudenites.

i. Dooley's ego screwed that in the 11th hour, and everybody knows that.

With great power comes great responsibility... go.
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:eek:lol:Great work nick:thumbsup::good!: Funny as hell
 
#1,350
#1,350
When my man OCI posted Grudens proposed staff that was my favorite haha must have got 10 pages of responses and 200 likes from that alone...well played sir.
 
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