Official Jon Gruden Thread III

[kohlrums]

Most of the names I receive directly from a coach on Gruden's staff. There are a couple positions not filled yet. To disguise my information, I added a couple names as options that aren't really options.

Can you ask Mr. Morris how he plans to stop Mike Wallace this Sunday?

Aprish,
HTTR Nation

 

[VolOnthePlains]

Fake airport sighting came much earlier than expected. Good sign, IMO.

 

[Sheezy]

This is crazy.

 

[DD4ME]

y'all seen this?

wtf: Ut downgrades dooley - sec football articles - sectalk.com

boom

knoxville-according to a report from ad dave hart. "we are not happy with the direction the program is heading, but derek has that charm about him that makes you root for the guy. We felt this was the best choice moving forward for all parties." when asked about who was on the school's list of candidates, hart refused to comment....... "we know this is an odd situation to place derek in, but if he can show improvement over the remainder of the schedule...."

 

[GBO128]

Man, a lot of companies should be pissed their employees got very little work done following/ trolling volnation this week. I am not innocent in this either

 

[Jax_Vol]

Jon Gruden don need not stinking passenger plane. He's got it going on.

Dang....he is coming in on a Foker!!!





And I got the Foker in sight!

 

[VOLracerx]

Y'all seen this?

WTF: UT downgrades Dooley - SEC Football Articles - SECTalk.com

Fake - scroll down and read the comments - so are you the one that posted this up and referenced VN?

 

[OCIVol]

Can you ask Mr. Morris how he plans to stop Mike Wallace this Sunday?

Aprish,
HTTR Nation

He's pre-occupied at the moment...game planning for Oregon.

 

[Catbone]

boom

Is that real or....?

 

[JayVols]

If I may take a gander at What OCI is thinking, he mentioned 12 coaching positions, The OC (Shoop or Bates) will also coach QB's. Morris wil coach the DB's as well. That drops it to ten. And As far as ST and TE's I doubt Bisaccia would not coach both if hired, so that takes it to nine. Not including the strength coordinator.

What about the more to be added claim?

Math- Americans suck at it.

 

[OrangeHammer]

Sorry, but this isn't Auburn....

Before you make another intelligent comment, let me help you understand. I believe that he is referring to the fact that he can take a class full of superstars. A NFL team can only have some many due to said "salary cap," but in college he can recruit anyone he wants.

 

[volzfan1998]

Nearly a week after losing to Nick Saban and Alabama, the University of Tennessee Athletic Department has officially downgraded Coach Derek Dooley to interim head coach, according to a report from AD Dave Hart. "We are not happy with the direction the program is heading, but Derek has that charm about him that makes you root for the guy. We felt this was the best choice moving forward for all parties." When asked about who was on the school's list of candidates, Hart refused to comment, but he did confirm that Dooley would be included in the list. "We know this is an odd situation to place Derek in, but if he can show improvement over the remainder of the schedule, I don't see how it could hurt his chances of being reinstated as head coach, unlike orange pants or orange dog statues." Coach Dooley could not be reached for comment.

 

[1world1love]

lol, you make me laugh. No one is trying to be anything.


You think I give "2 craps" about you or his reputation?

Then why bring it up?

 

[RagingOrange]

Y'all seen this?

WTF: UT downgrades Dooley - SEC Football Articles - SECTalk.com

Any confirmation for this...from the OG's?

 

[DD4ME]

Is that real or....?

I was guessing fake but I liked the effort. Damn those Russians hackers.

 

[JMSqb11]

Fake - scroll down and read the comments - so are you the one that posted this up and referenced VN?

Nope. Just stuck in the rain and catching up on the VN Gruden Sweepstakes. Figured no one mentioned this. I mean it only got mentioned once on the site. I'm surprised.

 

[VOLracerx]

Is that real or....?

no - read th comments section below the article...

 

[gardners_51609]

What about the more to be added claim?

Math- Americans suck at it.

I must have skipped over that part, I can't guess what OCI was thinking there. I was trying to help him out, but he may have dug himself a hole...

 

[kohlrums]

He's pre-occupied at the moment...game planning for Oregon.

I like you style...and I love me some TAMPA 2!

Shanahan gonnna be pissssssed.

 

[altidore17]

He's pre-occupied at the moment...game planning for Oregon.

Quit trolling please, it's getting to be annoying.

 

[bam15]

Do people actually read?

"We know this is an odd situation to place Derek in, but if he can show improvement over the remainder of the schedule, I don't see how it could hurt his chances of being reinstated as head coach, unlike orange pants or orange dog statues."

Might as well post something from theonion.

 

[bcartervol98]

Thanks. Good talk that has little to do with this topic!

I have to admit it was a pretty good pickup line to say to a girl, "Hey want to shoot down to the Keys for a couple days"? We were out west in 98 for the when the Fiesta bowl was happening vs Florida State and flew from our place in Wyoming to the Fiesta Bowl, brought some girls back that were from UT, then flew them back to Knoxville with us before spring started.

Then I had to start paying for my own shat and reality set in. Im more of a boat guy now lol.

 

[UTFanForLife]

:unsure:

Quoting OCI, "Never say never".

 

[1world1love]

Is that real or....?

Of course it's real. Hart references the orange dog in every press conference.

 

[ThePriceofGas]

Then why bring it up?

Why do you care? It's the internet right, you can't police it.