Official Jon Gruden Thread III

[VOLracerx]

Retreat!

Effing Nailist (SP?)

 

[1world1love]

Smh?

Simple Minded Heathens? (applicable here)

Sound Mental Health? (clearly not applicable here)

 

[Volinnooga]

The Shannon stuff was real and down to the wire. Dooley's ego got in the way of that.

Absolutely false

 

[1world1love]

Just for the record, I am not interested in dissenting opinions. I don't care what has happened in the past. I don't care who knows who. Frankly, I am not even interested in the truth at this point. I just want to come to this thread to be told over and over that Jon Gruden will be our next coach.

Lie to me if you have to.

 

[VOLout8]

Just for the record, I am not interested in dissenting opinions. I don't care what has happened in the past. I don't care who knows who. Frankly, I am not even interested in the truth at this point. I just want to come to this thread to be told over and over that Jon Gruden will be our next coach.

Lie to me if you have to.

He just dropped a duece in the main toilet at the complex. Can't be more certain. He has to feel at home.

 

[torchb]

Gruden's first act as coach needs to be banning the woo in rocky top. I associate the woo with terrible times (02-current).

The woo was firmly in place in 1998. I was in the PotSL in 1996 and it was being done then.

 

[VOLracerx]

Gruden will be our next coach

 

[SaluteToTheHill]

He just dropped a duece in the main toilet at the complex. Can't be more certain. He has to feel at home.

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[1world1love]

Absolutely false

Sorry. You missed that argument by like, 2 years.

 

[1world1love]

The woo was firmly in place in 1998. I was in the PotSL in 1996 and it was being done then.

And it was just as painful to hear then as well.

 

[VOLout8]

Pics or it didn't happen.

Busted me. I lie.

 

[xXRockyTopXx]

Absolutely false

okay

 

[Volinnooga]

It is believed that Dooley is not supposed to do interviews with them because they are not part of the "vol network" TIFWIW...

You think Hyams, Heather and crowd will be far nicer to Gruden than anyone else?
Half the time you clowns belittle the KTown media but when you wanna slap DD, all of the sudden he's a jerk for not talking with them.

 

[UTBasketball2]

What's the number of posters with sources who say it's done vs the ones who say no deal.

 

[MockingVol]

Absolutely false

And you know this how? What are your sources that go against those that had sources that said yes?

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

Chris Low coming on 3HL after commercial break. I expect a denouncement of Gruden to UTK news, which probably means it will happen.

 

[MWAVolfan]

BREAKING NEWS - Dooley is out. John L Smith seen buying a greyhound bus ticket to Knoxville. Says he will be the interim coach so long as he's not beaten on the bus ride. Skeptics about as Smith has already been beaten everywhere else.

 

[Orange_Crush]

Just for the record, I am not interested in dissenting opinions. I don't care what has happened in the past. I don't care who knows who. Frankly, I am not even interested in the truth at this point. I just want to come to this thread to be told over and over that Jon Gruden will be our next coach.

Lie to me if you have to.

Gruden is presently breaking down USCe film and preparing a gameplan for the game. He is working with Tyler Bray on not wilting under pressure, and he has promised to hook DR up in the draft if he'll catch a few balls before the end of the season.

 

[JayVols]

Absolutely false

Positively true

 

[theutvolunteers]

I want to believe it, but I don't yet. When it comes to UT football, it ain't over 'til it's over. Until he's at the podium, I wouldn't get too excited. Things always change.

Yup

 

[MWAVolfan]

What's the number of posters with sources who say it's done vs the ones who say no deal.

There is no one saying "no deal"

There are people saying there is a deal and people saying those people are full of sh*t and have no real sources.

 

[Godfatha]

Just for the record, I am not interested in dissenting opinions. I don't care what has happened in the past. I don't care who knows who. Frankly, I am not even interested in the truth at this point. I just want to come to this thread to be told over and over that Jon Gruden will be our next coach.

Lie to me if you have to.

It's our happy place.

 

[JayVols]

You think Hyams, Heather and crowd will be far nicer to Gruden than anyone else?
Half the time you clowns belittle the KTown media but when you wanna slap DD, all of the sudden he's a jerk for not talking with them.

No. He's a jerk due to many other reasons.

 

[MWAVolfan]

Gruden is presently breaking down USCe film and preparing a gameplan for the game. He is working with Tyler Bray on not wilting under pressure, and he has promised to hook DR up in the draft if he'll catch a few balls before the end of the season.

The only thing Gruden is breaking down is a 16 ounce steak that Jimmy Haslam bought him after being interviewed for the Browns HC job.

 

[Godfatha]

The only thing Gruden is breaking down is a 16 ounce steak that Jimmy Haslam bought him after being interviewed for the Browns HC job.

Source?