Random Thoughts XXV

[GatorBill]

SO, friend of a friend stalked me on FB earlier this week.

(jersey chaser, Im guessing)

She got very friendly, very fast. I confirmed through the common friend that she is indeed a real chick, and she is indeed extremely hot. (but nothing compared to Peach)

Last night, the chick IMs me on FB. And starts putting the moves on. My damn FB says Im married. Is it possible she cant read? Is it possible she doesnt care. Should I let her find out for herself, or should I tell her that Im married and my wife is the devil.

OR....here is my thought...tell me if I wrong:

Should I just let this thing go wherever it goes. She is 600 miles away, and having a "friend with pictoral benefits" never hurt anyone, right?

 

[GatorBill]

damn dood,just found out this guy I knew in my college days at UT died of lung cancer Wednesday. 34 yrs old and didnt smoke, wtf

sorry to hear bout that man. That sucks bad.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

At least get pics, IMO. Looking never hurt anyone.

 

[GatorBill]

At least get pics, IMO. Looking never hurt anyone.

Thats what Im thinking.


True Story: I was sitting there IMing with a fella named Earv that went to my HS (played for the Lakers) And the chick starts messaging me. We had already joked around publicly on some other subjects. So there she is, IMing me, and Im freaking talking to Earv!!!

So, my wife says "typing awfully fast over there, new girl friend?"

I said, "well, chatting with Earv, and some chick butted in" the wife says, "oh. cool"

and that was it.

Nothing about freaking Earv!!! (the dude actually messaged ME first! awesome) and nothing about some chick....damn 50shades of Grey had tWyffs full attention I guess.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Just roll with it I guess. Could me some fun entertainment at least.

 

[GatorBill]

Just roll with it I guess. Could me some fun entertainment at least.

Im all for a little cheap entertainment. No doubt!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

You know what this chick looks like? Age?

 

[GatorBill]

You know what this chick looks like? Age?

stunning. and 5 years younger than me......makes her 41. dayum she's an old lady.

But my friend verified her actual existence, and that the pics are actually her.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Need pics for proof!

 

[GatorBill]

Need pics for proof!

I'll work on that. Cant do here at work. oh, ****, time to go home.

late.

 

[GatorBill]

I will check back in later tonight.....and see if I can get that to work.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I'll be waiting with bated breath!

 

[Aavoxx]

Bill is trolling us.

 

[hmanvolfan]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPCjC543llU[/youtube]

Just scratched off a lottery ticket with $500 on it!! w000000000t!!!!! :dance:

 

[MY3*VOLS]

Boom, Senor JL.....:beerf: Datz a lot PBRs

 

[joeydupree]

My baby got her ears pierced today.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Boom, Senor JL.....:beerf: Datz a lot PBRs

PBRs for the house! Let's rock bros.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

My baby got her ears pierced today.

bad parenting

 

[MY3*VOLS]

PBRs for the house! Let's rock bros.

:rock:

 

[hmanvolfan]

Boom, Senor JL.....:beerf: Datz a lot PBRs

Made the mistake of telling my wife about it and she said "good that'll pay off the washing machine we got a couple of months ago". What a wet blanket. Still getting the keg of PBRs though. epper:

 

[GBO18]

bad parenting

+1

 

[hmanvolfan]

My baby got her ears pierced today.

When you getting her the first tat?

 

[bubbacurry1]

my dad died of lung cancer in 08.

 

[bubbacurry1]

look at the nuts on this sum*****

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Mountain oysters!