Random Thoughts XXIV

[GatorBill]

You do realize that I am 6'5"?

she must be a freaking amazon then

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

You do realize that I am 6'5"?

Girl is 7'7".

 

[joeydupree]

What's wrong?

Mild cold.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Mild cold.

A lil bit of brain will cure that right up.

 

[joeydupree]

Get it, Nerd.


Knock her up on the first night...

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Nerd got lazy. Just don't date your next door neighbor. Especially is she's a Japanese screamer (someone will understand this). One Sunday morning you will be walking your dog and he'll decide to take a dump right under her bedroom window and you and the rest of the complex will get to hear the joyous sounds of her getting plowed by the guy she met after you dumped her, and when all the other dog walkers wander along and ask, "what the hell is that?", you will just smile sheepishly and say, "that's my ex-girlfriend".....

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

JooeyDebris.

 

[joeydupree]

A lil bit of brain will cure that right up.

That's why it's been downgraded.

Will be gone by tomorrow.

 

[joeydupree]

Nerd got lazy. Just don't date your next door neighbor. Especially is she's a Japanese screamer (someone will understand this). One Sunday morning you will be walking your dog and he'll decide to take a dump right under her bedroom window and you and the rest of the complex will get to hear the joyous sounds of her getting plowed by the guy she met after you dumped her, and when all the other dog walkers wander along and ask, "what the hell is that?", you will just smile sheepishly and say, "that's my ex-girlfriend".....

I try to bang all my neighbors.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

I try to bang all my neighbors.

That'll ensure you get to see your kids!

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Nerd got lazy. Just don't date your next door neighbor. Especially is she's a Japanese screamer (someone will understand this). One Sunday morning you will be walking your dog and he'll decide to take a dump right under her bedroom window and you and the rest of the complex will get to hear the joyous sounds of her getting plowed by the guy she met after you dumped her, and when all the other dog walkers wander along and ask, "what the hell is that?", you will just smile sheepishly and say, "that's my ex-girlfriend".....

If she is my ex I really don't care. For all I care my most recent ex could be having a train run on her.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

If she is my ex I really don't care. For all I care my most recent ex could be having a train run on her.

Whoa.

 

[joeydupree]

That'll ensure you get to see your kids!

Exactly. U know me so well.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Choo-chooooooooooooo!!!!!

 

[Volz4lif3]

She is white.

Wtf.. Pics and I'll take it back,..

 

[95 Vol Alum]

C'mon ride that train.....

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Wtf.. Pics and I'll take it back,..

Take what back?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Whoa.

Nerd don't give a fawk.

 

[Volz4lif3]

Take what back?

The Wtf..

 

[joeydupree]

Wtf.. Pics and I'll take it back,..

If I was black, I would bang zero white chicks.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

If I was black, I would bang zero white chicks.

I understand. I'm part red and think about plowing injuns all the time!

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Race ain't a huge factor for me. I would just as quickly date a black chick as a white one.

 

[Volz4lif3]

If I was black, I would bang zero white chicks.

Wtf.. Boi whats wrong with u..

 

[Volz4lif3]

Equal opportunist here..

 

[theFallGuy]

I only bang asian schoolgirls, I mean uhhhh....