Drunk Post Thread-Part II: Zoner Style

just got back from a honey-do event, first evan williams . gotta catch up
 
Me and some buddies at a bar. A girl that is hot as you know what just started talking to me while her Internet date went to go piss. She said her date is awful bless her heart.
 
Nah man. The good guy came out in me. I hate when dudes cockblock me, so I didn't do it to him. He walked up on us talking, so I played it off like her and I went to school together. I actually helped the dude out some. He's that guy that only does well when around other people. When they finally has a conversation take off, I wished them well and let them be.
 
**** him. It wouldn't have been cock blockin. She chose u bruh.

Yeah I hate that I didn't pull the trigger, but I can't stand girls that do online dating man. They eventually get to the point where they become addicted to it. So their relationships never really last long, because they are always looking forward to seeing what the next guy is like. Most girls that do online dating are ones that have nothing better to do with their lives, and are mostly hermits and have no friends. Girls with no friends usually means they have no friends for reason. I'm just at the point where I am ready to settle down.
 
Yeah online dating chicks have serious probs. Most doods will fawk anything. Online dating girls prolly have issues. But if you have money for a hotel room and a fake name u prolly could have a good night with no connections.
#lulzalwaysmetgirlsthaoldfashionway
 
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Zetter, I don't see the WSOP thread so we zoners and you can play poker yet. GTFO
#disappointson
 
Nah man. The good guy came out in me. I hate when dudes cockblock me, so I didn't do it to him. He walked up on us talking, so I played it off like her and I went to school together. I actually helped the dude out some. He's that guy that only does well when around other people. When they finally has a conversation take off, I wished them well and let them be.

I thought you were married for some reason.
 
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