What Should I Do on Vacation?

#79
#79
Buy and smoke some weed with Dawg the bounty hunter. Then make a cameo in his show wearing an orange Hawaiian print shirt.

When you nab the parole. Yell I'm gonna hump you like a human female then proceed to wreck Oe's squad car.
 
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#80
#80
After your stint on Dawg go on a bender and wake up naked on a nude beach. Wear a rubber and tell everyone you do it for speed when swimming.
 
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#81
#81
Free dive for lobsters and give them to the needy in exchange for BJ's from unwed mothers. Advise your wife you're feeding the needy. Remind her she does the same with every lobster tail she gets too.
 
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#83
#83
Segway your earnings at sea world into your own private attraction:

See Cock City.

Remind everyone it reminds you of back home.
 
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#85
#85
On the real..what TRM said about eating at those crappy trailor trucks have great seafood. You can walk along the beach and see your current presidents house vacay house. I would post some funny pics but don't want the gov cracking down on me. they got some loser posted on the beach protecting.
 
#86
#86
Eat geoduck....
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#87
#87
MY3*VOLS said:
On the real..what TRM said about eating at those crappy trailor trucks have great seafood. You can walk along the beach and see your current presidents house vacay house. I would post some funny pics but don't want the gov cracking down on me. they got some loser posted on the beach protecting.
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@ohau.
On maui stayed at the Ritz. its all there.
 
#88
#88
Get the wife drunk enough to pass out. Sneak out and find a hula girl. Have sex with said hula girl. With the way they can shake their hips I have to believe said sex would be amazing. Provide explicit details to the zone afterwards. Video would be nice.

Hula girls and belly dancers fascinate me. I think they could break me, but I would die very happy. Shakira is hot.
 
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