Sheryl Crow Endorses Toilet Paper Rationing

[CSpindizzy]

This all kind of makes me wonder why the bidet isn't very popular in the U.S.A.

It's making a comeback. My father's an electrical contrator and he says about every other house his company wires now has one installed.

 

[CSpindizzy]

Thanks Dr. Science

Anytime....where's Thomas Dolby when you need him?

 

[OWB]

It's making a comeback. My father's an electrical contrator and he says about every other house his company wires now has one installed.

Shoot, I was going to start up a U.S. based bidet company. I already had my slogan..

"A little squirt never hurt"

 

[volinbham]

It's making a comeback. My father's an electrical contrator and he says about every other house his company wires now has one installed.

An electric bidet? That doesn't sound like a good idea to me.

 

[OWB]

An electric bidet? That doesn't sound like a good idea to me.

It's shockingly refreshing..

 

[volinbham]

It's shockingly refreshing..

Another slogan for your business.

 

[CSpindizzy]

That's the way they come now. Even with a heating element to help dry....

 

[OWB]

I've never used a bidet, is there any toilet paper involved at all?

 

[volinbham]

Come on down to Crazy OWB's Butt-scratchers and Bidets...if you have a problem in the rear, I have the solution here.

 

[g8terh8ter_eric]

I wonder if Sheryl gets her political background from the same people that supply it to Sean Penn??? :no:

 

[OWB]

Come on down to Crazy OWB's Butt-scratchers and Bidets...if you have a problem in the rear, I have the solution here.

The possibilities are endless..

 

[CSpindizzy]

Look it up on Wikipedia...the description is quite detailed to say the least....not for children...

 

[OWB]

Look it up on Wikipedia...the description is quite detailed to say the least....not for children...

A simple yes or no would be sufficient, but ok, I'll look it up..

 

[CSpindizzy]

No, seriously look at the description on Wikipedia. You'll get more info than you probably care to know.

 

[OWB]

Users who are unfamiliar with bidets often confuse a bidet with a urinal, toilet, or even a drinking fountain. The user should use the toilet before using the bidet;

There's a problem right there. I don't think I could tolerate my friends leaving me "presents" in my bidet because they don't know the difference. Add to that the one friend that everyone has who would be drinking from it..

 

[CSpindizzy]

Sounds like the making of a classic frat prank...

 

[g8terh8ter_eric]

There's a problem right there. I don't think I could tolerate my friends leaving me "presents" in my bidet because they don't know the difference. Add to that the one friend that everyone has who would be drinking from it..

Also add to that those that have watched Borat and think "Is a very nice".

 

[CSpindizzy]

In one end and out the other....all in the same device...

 

[volinbham]

There's a problem right there. I don't think I could tolerate my friends leaving me "presents" in my bidet because they don't know the difference. Add to that the one friend that everyone has who would be drinking from it..

Instead of a bidet, maybe you should think about some new friends

 

[OWB]

Instead of a bidet, maybe you should think about some new friends

I surround myself with idiots so I feel smarter. What, you think GWB cornered the market? :whistling:

 

[MG1968]

Install cheap tissue quality TP in all Waffle House and Krystal restrooms.

if you want them to use cheap quality TP, what's in there now?

 

[dan4vols]

I surround myself with idiots so I feel smarter. What, you think GWB cornered the market? :whistling:

nascar pickem both pole and the top 5...that I have disassociated myself from

 

[Lexvol]

All alone here I linger...look out butt here comes my finger.

 

[GAVol]

Here I sit among the vapor,
Because someone stole the toilet paper,
Will I die or will I linger,
And be forced to use my finger?

 

[All Vol!]