Intoduce yourself

OK, so back to me...I work for an oil company here in west tTexas. I hunt, play golf and generally laugh at the Mexicans. I work out every morning and try and not drink a lot of beer in the evening. I'm a big fan of Empire Boardwalk and Game of Thrones. I love my plants and enjoy my time sitting on the new enclosed patio watching tv. More to follow later. I really want to introduce myself...
 
I was born in a log cabin in 1854. I had 15 brothers and sisters. Jebediah, Jeremiah, Elizah....
 
Oh....and I'll have been married 30 years this 9/11. While I'm not opposed to her still being around, I did let her know that I could've killed her back in '82 and been outta jail by now. I think ya'll have all the info that you need. Let me know any questions and I'll see if I can help.
 
I was born in a cave and raised by a bear, I got two sets of teeth and 3 coats of hair.
Row wah.
 
OK, so back to me...I work for an oil company here in west tTexas. I hunt, play golf and generally laugh at the Mexicans. I work out every morning and try and not drink a lot of beer in the evening. I'm a big fan of Empire Boardwalk and Game of Thrones. I love my plants and enjoy my time sitting on the new enclosed patio watching tv. More to follow later. I really want to introduce myself...

Since you are a self admitted phytophiliac, which is your favorite plant to fondle?
 
are we talking plant groping with consent or without?

Some are just asking for it

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