True Story

[joeydupree]

Where the **** you been, Pooch?

 

[DD4ME]

Drunk?

My buddy was. Although he only saw he/she from behind which was misleading but still ghey

 

[OtterFH]

My buddy was. Although he only saw he/she from behind which was misleading but still ghey

Does he give chicks the Crocodile Dundee check from now on?

 

[DD4ME]

Does he give chicks the Crocodile Dundee check from now on?

Lulz he should. He checks the Adams apple pretty close.

 

[DD4ME]

What was funny was he didn't tell the guys what happened he told some lady in our group. She ratted him out and he caught unlimited grief.

 

[MikeDVol]

I was just hit on......by a dude

Yeah, so? Walk a mile in my shoes, pal.

 

[joeydupree]

Yeah, so? Walk a mile in my shoes, pal.

Exactly.

A ************* that understands what the **** I'm *********** talkn bout!!!

P.S. I still hate you.

 

[DD4ME]

Exactly.

A ************* that understands what the **** I'm *********** talkn bout!!!

P.S. I still hate you.

So much hate.

It's semen backup isn't it?

 

[joeydupree]

**** yea

 

[MikeDVol]

Exactly.

A ************* that understands what the **** I'm *********** talkn bout!!!

P.S. I still hate you.

I like my eggs over easy.

 

[joeydupree]

I like my eggs over easy.

Scrambled with cheese *****

 

[MikeDVol]

Scrambled with cheese *****

Thats good too... **** face.

 

[DD4ME]

My wife likes bread in a basket. Anyone know how to do that:


If so fix em for me so I can sleep in.

 

[MikeDVol]

My wife likes bread in a basket. Anyone know how to do that:


If so fix em for me so I can sleep in.

wtf? eggs in a basket?

 

[MikeDVol]

****! what a ****in moron

 

[DD4ME]

****! what a ****in moron

Damn right mike.

 

[DD4ME]

wtf? eggs in a basket?

Ok so I meant eggs but your psychic powers are pretty impressive

 

[Souce]

My wife likes bread in a basket. Anyone know how to do that:


If so fix em for me so I can sleep in.

My gf prefers my bread be in her basket.

 

[MikeDVol]

oh sweet, looks good

 

[DD4ME]

oh sweet, looks good

Making me effin hungry good

 

[DD4ME]

My gf prefers my bread be in her basket.

If you need help call

Real sausage not baco bits

 

[MikeDVol]

Making me effin hungry good

real talk

 

[joeydupree]

I make the best boiled eggs.

 

[MikeDVol]

I make the best boiled eggs.

no ha-way!
whats ur secret?!?!

 

[DD4ME]

I make the best boiled eggs.

U a Briton?