Been doing some serious investigation this last week

[milohimself]

And after long hours of painstaking labor, I found that Mexico has an abundance of cheap tequila.

 

[GBO18]

Love Mexico. The country not the person.

 

[milohimself]

Yes, I am referring to the country and not Mexico, Ronaldo D'Brickashaw III Esq

Although he too could and should have an abundance of cheap tequila

 

[GBO18]

You check out any "pharmacies"?

 

[milohimself]

Some friends of mine did... The kinds that involve exchanges through a chain link fence

 

[GBO18]

Lulz

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Tell us about your Mexico travels, gob.

 

[GBO18]

Tell us about your Mexico travels, gob.

I am not itch. I went to Cozumel and it was a beeching good time.

 

[dembewbs]

gbo is a douche

 

[GBO18]

bewbs go plz. kthxbi.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

gbo is a douche

Epic post.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

What did you do in Cozumel?

 

[milohimself]

All of my stories can be described as tequila and fill in the blank

"Tequila and _____"

"Tequila and jet skis"

"Tequila and non-domestic animals"

"Tequila and jumping off of things"

"Tequila and tequila"

etc

I love places where everything you hear about it is more or less accurate. What a magical land.

 

[milohimself]

Tequila and roving moped gangs

 

[Nerd-Vol]

All of my stories can be described as tequila and fill in the blank

"Tequila and _____"

"Tequila and jet skis"

"Tequila and non-domestic animals"

"Tequila and jumping off of things"

"Tequila and tequila"

etc

I love places where everything you hear about it is more or less accurate. What a magical land.

How much of the water did you drink?

 

[GBO18]

What did you do in Cozumel?

Drank mostly and walked around to all the shops. I was only there for one day. I was on a cruise.

 

[milohimself]

How much of the water did you drink?

None. I had a backpack with 2L of bottled water, an eight pack of Pacifico and SPF30 at all times.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

You went on a cruise by yourself? Pathetic.

 

[milohimself]

Only major regret is I never managed to get a picture with a Federale holding a shotgun.

 

[GBO18]

You went on a cruise by yourself? Pathetic.

Fail. Bunch of buddies.

 

[GBO18]

Only major regret is I never managed to get a picture with a Federale holding a shotgun.

Did any shop owners offer their sister to you?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Fail. Bunch of buddies.

No ruins? We did that and Xel Ha.

 

[MY3*VOLS]

How much of the water did you drink?

You askin for Montezuma's revenge. We brushed our teeth with tequilla. Don't drink the water. My friend wanted to drink mixed drinks and shiz in Cancun outside the hotel. He hugged the toilet for the entire vacay. Don't eat veggies or fruit either they wash it with that shiz.

 

[milohimself]

Did any shop owners offer their sister to you?

Not that I remember. Although there was a direct correlation between my levels of drunkenness and the distance I made it from the main dock area further into town.

Cabo btw. Illicit substances: not very hard to come by.

 

[GBO18]

No ruins? We did that and Xel Ha.

Those tours cost extra and us broke college kids just wanted to get drunk.