Phrases Football Coaches use

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#53
"If you want sympathy, you can find it in a dictionary between sh*t and syphilis!"
 
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#54
#54
BB is a contact sport...FB is a collision sport...
get that ball and go north and south!!!!!!
...quit dancin' thru the hole...
"sniper got 'em"...after tripping when no one around...a good one from Coach Z (Bob Zvolerin)..
...bouncin' around like a ping-pong ball....
I can stay here all night or until we get it right....
...walk it off....
how many fingers do you see..
run over his a..!!
ya never hit 'em hard enough til they don't get up....

WTH are u doin.....
put yer nose to the grindstone....
go up there with blood in your eyes...
 
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Rockytop1018 said:
I find this funny because our coach put a slight twist on it:


"Damn it guys, quit looking at the cheerleader practice over there!"
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Funny, captains used to run the warm ups and during stretches a favorite phrase was "Look over at the Drill Team, Make it Hurt!"

Drill team is what we called the synchronized dance team.
 
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#58
"My Grandma (insert drill or activity) better then that!"

Pretty sure our coach's grandma was special forces trained.
 
#59
#59
"We got a moral victory but we're not interested in moral victories."
 
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