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#76
#76
Behr1213 said:
Giada.

She's Italian
She can cook
She's hot
I love the way she says "Mozzarella" (although I didn't at first)
She's shorter than I am
She thinks I am the Bechamel on her Lasagna


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I dig the small hand
 
#77
#77
I confess to being stoned at work again ,air traffic control is like a video game.
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#86
#86
I ran over someone.

I was driving in my neighborhood, about a quarter mile from my house. There is a dead end that meets the main road, that has an incline. I was driving along, and out from nowhere some highschool age kid on rollerblades (who apparently didn't see my car or hear it) rolled right into my path. I locked up the breaks (he was about 20 feet in front of me when I saw him). I impacted him, and he ended up under my car. I was terrified thinking I just killed someone. I opened the car door, with my phone in hand ready to call 911. Before I was out, he had pulled himself from under my car. I was in complete shock. The cat actually came up to me smiling, and shook my hand. His buddy on a skateboard was in tears from laughing, which I don't understand. He kept on saying, " dude, u were under his car". I didn't find it funny at all. I keep on thinking how hard it would be to live with myself knowing I killed someone, even though it wasn't my fault. Cie la vie, life goes on, but still, weird times.
 
#92
#92
Escape Goat said:
I ran over someone.

I was driving in my neighborhood, about a quarter mile from my house. There is a dead end that meets the main road, that has an incline. I was driving along, and out from nowhere some highschool age kid on rollerblades (who apparently didn't see my car or hear it) rolled right into my path. I locked up the breaks (he was about 20 feet in front of me when I saw him). I impacted him, and he ended up under my car. I was terrified thinking I just killed someone. I opened the car door, with my phone in hand ready to call 911. Before I was out, he had pulled himself from under my car. I was in complete shock. The cat actually came up to me smiling, and shook my hand. His buddy on a skateboard was in tears from laughing, which I don't understand. He kept on saying, " dude, u were under his car". I didn't find it funny at all. I keep on thinking how hard it would be to live with myself knowing I killed someone, even though it wasn't my fault. Cie la vie, life goes on, but still, weird times.
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Wow. Tough break man. Glad it was all ok though. I can't imagine the feeling you had.
 
#98
#98
I contemplated giving my 2 year old whiskey last night at 2am when she was still awake with a head cold and the stupid effin steroids the Dr thought might help her sleep at night. Apparently they wire her for sound.

I didn't do it but I'm a bad dad for thinking it.
 
#99
#99
DD4ME said:
I contemplated giving my 2 year old whiskey last night at 2am when she was still awake with a head cold and the stupid effin steroids the Dr thought might help her sleep at night. Apparently they wire her for sound.

I didn't do it but I'm a bad dad for thinking it.
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Children and family services
 
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