Random Thoughts XX

[lylsmorr]

newt, grad school at ETSU. Yea or nay?

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Forrest Gump: When I got tired, I slept. When I got hungry, I ate. When I had to go, you know, I went.
Elderly Southern Woman on Park Bench: And so, you just ran?
Forrest Gump: Yeah.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: That's what all these cripples down at the VA talk about: Jesus this and Jesus that, have I found Jesus yet? They even had a priest come and talk to me. He said God is listening and if I found Jesus, I'd get to walk beside him in the kingdom of Heaven. Did you hear what I said? WALK beside him in the kingdom of Heaven! Well kiss my crippled ass. God is listening? What a crock of ****.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Eddie Murphy - Raw (Italians & Rocky) - YouTube

Can't see it, but that is some funny shiz right there!

 

[GBO18]

Be back later when newt breaks down.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

newt, grad school at ETSU. Yea or nay?

depends on what program. There are a few that are pretty decent actually, but I want to transfer out to be some place that is more recognizable.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

I just think it's weird I have to look at his wife like that. All of the time.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Jenny Curran: Have you ever been with a girl, Forrest?
Forrest Gump: [nervously] I sit next to them in my Home Economics class all the time

 

[NewToVolCountry]

John F. Kennedy: Congratulations, how do you feel?
Forrest Gump: I gotta pee.
John F. Kennedy: [turning to camera] I believe he said he had to go pee. Heh heh

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Lyndon B. Johnson: [Putting medal on Forrest] America owes you a debt of gratitude, son. Now I understand you were wounded. Where were you hit?
Forrest Gump: In the buttocks.
Lyndon B. Johnson: Oh that must be a sight.
[Whispering to Forrest]
Lyndon B. Johnson: I'd like to see that.
[Forrest shows him; Johnson walks away embarrassed]
Lyndon B. Johnson: damn, son.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Newt is deflecting right now. Typical insecure male.

Lulz!

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Forrest Gump: We was always taking long walks, and we was always looking for a guy named "Charlie".

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Forrest Gump: Lieutenant Dan got me invested in some kind of fruit company. So then I got a call from him, saying we don't have to worry about money no more. And I said, that's good! One less thing.

 

[GBO18]

Newt wants to find him a Jenny.

 

[dembewbs]

Quit with the forest gump sh*t

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Lyls, this area has grown on me. I love our campus. It's just a quiet, very attractive place. But there is always something to do. You have to make your own fun, but there are plenty of opportunities. The park across the street is probably one of the nicest areas I've seen. Since you are a runner, you would love it. The trees and open fields are beautiful. There are some good job opportunities close by, three hospitals and one mental health facility.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Jenny Curran: Forrest, I'm sick.
Forrest Gump: Do you have a cough due to cold?

 

[dembewbs]

Newts an outpatient at woodridge

 

[NewToVolCountry]

That shouldn't shock anyone.

 

[GBO18]

Is old newt coming back?

 

[lylsmorr]

Looking at a Master's of Counseling in Higher Education. Where are you wanting to go?

 

[NewToVolCountry]

I'm thinking of finishing up at UTK.

We have a great education and nursing program here. I don't know much about the education program at grad level, though.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Is old newt coming back?

Where have you seen evidence of that?

 

[dembewbs]

Newt

 

[NewToVolCountry]

The GRE is going to be tough, but at least I don't freak out about tests like that. At least I didn't with the ACT.