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[Nerd-Vol]

Pretty sure not circumcising is a felony in most states.

 

[VIF]

She's a girl

If you pinch the nose and blow really hard into the mouth, his penis should pop right out.:birgits_giggle:

 

[Nerd-Vol]

She's a girl

Details...

Better to be safe than sorry, IMO.

 

[CardiacKid]

TEX! I have a srs question

 

[Nerd-Vol]

If you pinch the nose and blow really hard into the mouth, his penis should pop right out.:birgits_giggle:

What happens if you do the reverse?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

This will explain it for you....hmy:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVtEX1J7tXQ[/youtube]

Wtf, VIF? You saying this resort is for swingers or what? I'm taking my kid with me ya know. Looked like a family place.

 

[Behr]

She's a girl

I know man, it was a line from Bill Cosby "Himself". I've seen the pics, she's beautiful and again, I'm very happy for you and your wife.

If you pinch the nose and blow really hard into the mouth, his penis should pop right out.:birgits_giggle:

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[TEX_VOLFAN]

TEX! I have a srs question

O....K

 

[tri_vol]

your gonna have to hit it!
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Next time I will take a fifth of jack. Mission accomplished

 

[VIF]

What happens if you do the reverse?

You get arrested for pedophelia.hmy:

Wtf, VIF? You saying this resort is for swingers or what? I'm taking my kid with me ya know. Looked like a family place.

It'll make a man out of him TEX. Didn't your pops buy you a hooker for your first time?lol:

 

[ImTheCrew]

Had

 

[OrangeEmpire]

wtf is going on

 

[NewToVolCountry]

GBO? Please respond.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

You get arrested for pedophelia.hmy:



It'll make a man out of him TEX. Didn't your pops buy you a hooker for your first time?lol:

Not at 5 years old. Lulz

 

[VIF]

Not at 5 years old. Lulz

Late bloomer? hmy:

 

[ImTheCrew]

I have bumps on the bottom of my tongue tex, what is it...

 

[tri_vol]

Just realized I'm a lot hungrier than this spinach wrap.

 

[SergeantVol]

I have bumps on the bottom of my tongue tex, what is it...

Genital Warts in your mouth.

 

[ImTheCrew]

Tri do you always eat out?

 

[VIF]

Tri do you always eat out?

Not if it's that time of the monthhmy:

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Late bloomer? hmy:

You got that right.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I have bumps on the bottom of my tongue tex, what is it...

Prolly haids, brah!

 

[SergeantVol]

Not if it's that time of the monthhmy:

Yeah right Moses....

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Not if it's that time of the monthhmy:

Boom!!

 

[Behr]

Late bloomer? hmy:

I'm telling ya, Tex is skeert to come down here.:yes: