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[Nerd-Vol]

thick black woman.

Thick as in fat or thick as in would smash?

 

[CardiacKid]

I just had a 24 yr old nursing student tell me that she has recently become bi curious. This chick is hot as hell! Wtf

 

[mcompton]

Chipolte

Chipotle is the shizz. I wish we had one here in Midland

 

[SDV]

I just had a 24 yr old nursing student tell me that she has recently become bi curious. This chick is hot as hell! Wtf

Tell her to prove it and show you

 

[VIF]

hey TEX, I looked up Portofino Island Resort and all I can say is watch out for the "rippin' and the tearin'.

 

[CardiacKid]

Tell her to prove it and show you

I'm afraid she would. Those young ones become like puppy dogs.

 

[CardiacKid]

Tell her to prove it and show you

How is mom and baby girl?

 

[SDV]

How is mom and baby girl?

So far so good. Thanks

 

[CardiacKid]

I could have so much fun! It's just not worth it......... At least that what I'm telling myself.

 

[Behr]

So far so good. Thanks

Have you put the stem on the apple yet?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

He also went away to college graduated and moved back. So he's been on his own before. I don't get it.

Maybe he's addicted to breast milk.

 

[volinreallife]

where is ron fux o ho?

 

[Thrasher865]

Have you put the stem on the apple yet?

what you talkin about? Circumsition?

Don't do it! Don't you do it!

 

[tri_vol]

Thick as in fat or thick as in would smash?

Neither. Thick as in this woman coulda hurt me ala Kathy Bates in Misery.

Few weeks ago I went in this office & asked for the owner. She said he'd be back in 5 minutes and could wait. I sat down to wait. She turns on Ellena and acts like I'm there to watch it with her. I hear the owner come in and she never calls him or goes back to see if he is free. Just keeps talking to me about how great Ellen is. After a couple mintues I leave.

Today I walk in and before I can say anything she gets a big smile and says I remember you. Scared me. Owner not available so I left my card and got out.

 

[possumslayer]

Neither. Thick as in this woman coulda hurt me ala Kathy Bates in Misery.

Few weeks ago I went in this office & asked for the owner. She said he'd be back in 5 minutes and could wait. I sat down to wait. She turns on Ellena and acts like I'm there to watch it with her. I hear the owner come in and she never calls him or goes back to see if he is free. Just keeps talking to me about how great Ellen is. After a couple mintues I leave.

Today I walk in and before I can say anything she gets a big smile and says I remember you. Scared me. Owner not available so I left my card and got out.

your gonna have to hit it!
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[TEX_VOLFAN]

I just had a 24 yr old nursing student tell me that she has recently become bi curious. This chick is hot as hell! Wtf

So basically one look from you turns hot chicks into lesbians?

 

[mcompton]

lulz

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

hey TEX, I looked up Portofino Island Resort and all I can say is watch out for the "rippin' and the tearin'.

Talking about the rip tide?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Hungry and on the road. What healthy fast food should I get OE?
Subway?

Beef jerky and water

 

[CardiacKid]

So basically one look from you turns hot chicks into lesbians?

Lol! I'm pretty sure she was throwing bait out there to get me in her trap. She was sure to tell me it would have to be a really hot chick and that she definitely loves deek.

 

[VIF]

Talking about the rip tide?

This will explain it for you....hmy:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVtEX1J7tXQ[/youtube]

 

[CardiacKid]

this will explain it for you....hmy:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvtex1j7txq[/youtube]

lmao!

 

[Behr]

what you talkin about? Circumsition?

Don't do it! Don't you do it!

Ha, was that the rest of it? All I remembered was the stem and how to do it.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

what you talkin about? Circumsition?

Don't do it! Don't you do it!

Freak!!

 

[SDV]

Have you put the stem on the apple yet?

She's a girl