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[possumslayer]

Girlfriend just knocked over her own lamp by accident. Broken glass everywhere. Lulz. Poor thing.

slap her
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[Weezer]

While I admire the principle, Chick-Fil-A should not be closed on Sundays. They could at least open for a few hours for lunch.

 

[heartvols]

Beans and cornbread are considered soul food? I've always thought of them as good old country food.

Beans and cornbread...

Good for the soul.

 

[Volz4lif3]

Beans and cornbread...

Good for the soul.

Beans beans the magical fruit the more ya eat the more ya..

 

[ImTheCrew]

Close this one

 

[possumslayer]

Close this one

it won't?
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[heartvols]

While I admire the principle, Chick-Fil-A should not be closed on Sundays. They could at least open for a few hours for lunch.

At least long enough to serve chick-n-minis.

 

[possumslayer]

While I admire the principle, Chick-Fil-A should not be closed on Sundays. They could at least open for a few hours for lunch.

my sister was killed in a chick-fil-a.
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[Weezer]

I think someone needs to challenge the "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service" policy. I nominate any female poster. Let me know when and where and I'll be there to back you up.

 

[Volz4lif3]

I think I'm gonna fap next to the wife maybe it will turn her on..

 

[heartvols]

Beans beans the magical fruit the more ya eat the more ya..

Beans beans gud for your heart....

 

[Behr]

While I admire the principle, Chick-Fil-A should not be closed on Sundays. They could at least open for a few hours for lunch.

It's not just a "Religious" decision.

 

[possumslayer]

I think I'm gonna fap next to the wife maybe it will turn her on..

give her a hellen keller
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[Nerd-Vol]

slap her
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Way ahead of you brah. Took my belt upside her head.

 

[Volz4lif3]

give her a hellen keller
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What's the Hellen Keller?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

I think I'm gonna fap next to the wife maybe it will turn her on..

I doubt it! But if you do it bust in her hair while she sleeps.

 

[Weezer]

my sister was killed in a chick-fil-a.
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Hmmm... Impossible to read. If serious, deeply sorry. If not, they make damn good chicken. Well, either way they make damn good chicken, but I am sorry if your sister was killed in one.

 

[heartvols]

Booboo on my toesie

 

[Volz4lif3]

I doubt it! But if you do it bust in her hair while she sleeps.

Natural gel, just like something like Mary.

 

[Weezer]

It's not just a "Religious" decision.

What's the rest of the story?

 

[possumslayer]

What's the Hellen Keller?

sHoot eyes and ears full when she wakes up punch her in the mouth.
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[Volz4lif3]

What's the Hellen Keller?

Nevermind, in her eyes.. Lol

 

[possumslayer]

Hmmm... Impossible to read. If serious, deeply sorry. If not, they make damn good chicken. Well, either way they make damn good chicken, but I am sorry if your sister was killed in one.

I meant to say she blew a guy in a chick fil a
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[Nerd-Vol]

I meant to say she blew a guy in a chick fil a
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Wait, that was your sister!??! Damn son! We are like brothers now!

 

[Weezer]

I meant to say she blew a guy in a chick fil a
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BJ and chicken? That's one lucky guy.