Random Thoughts XIX

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

That sounds like a straight up offer to me, need me to bring any thing?

A mess of day after pills, your vagina, a stretcher, and a Lifestar helicopter.

 

[ego]

itch, wrapping a nuvaring around your dong will save so much money on condoms.

 

[farmersdaughter]

A mess of day after pills, your vagina, a stretcher, and a Lifestar helicopter.

Darlin I promise that would be just the first course :naughty:

 

[wildnkrazykat]

kat rant....ignore and move to the next post after please

dear god *****.....he text you today and said it's silly to keep rehashing this. i'm gonna do what i think is best for my kids so i'm moving in december and again whenever my ex wife moves next. it's best for me and for my kids, they need me and their mom and it's my job to make that happen. i don't wanna drag this out i know the outcome. rather have you as a friend now than completely lose you in the future, one day you might understand...

followed two hours later by...i want everything to be ok, and to eat chinese with you and hold you tonight and watch a movie....


wtf is confusing about any of this and why the **** are you at his house right now.

/endrant

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Darlin I promise that would be just the first course :naughty:

Aren't you getting married soon?

 

[farmersdaughter]

Aren't you getting married soon?

Im thinking bout it. He lurks here and I like to throw stuff like that out there to bug him

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Aren't you getting married soon?

OE there after

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Im thinking bout it. He lurks here and I like to throw stuff like that out there to bug him

Holy chit.......

 

[SergeantVol]

Shes gotta get it out of her system.

 

[farmersdaughter]

He knows most of yall, likes 98 percent of you. Has about 3 he thinks are fu**tards

 

[OrangeEmpire]

He knows most of yall, likes 98 percent of you. Has about 3 he thinks are fu**tards

oe could be all 3

 

[Nerd-Vol]

He knows most of yall, likes 98 percent of you. Has about 3 he thinks are fu**tards

Damn. I am the 3.

WOOOT!!!!!

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Damn. I am the 3.

WOOOT!!!!!

wtf

 

[SergeantVol]

He knows most of yall, likes 98 percent of you. Has about 3 he thinks are fu**tards

He knows me? Hopefully I am not one of the f**ktards.

 

[farmersdaughter]

oe could be all 3

Nope sorry, you are liked. He says you crack him up

 

[Nerd-Vol]

wtf

OE, I am about to run your head through a double glazed window if you don't chill out!!

 

[farmersdaughter]

He knows me? Hopefully I am not one of the f**ktards.

Youre liked as well. He said you tried to hard

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Nope sorry, you are liked. He says you crack him up

Youre liked as well. He said you tried to hard

Through the process of deduction I am one of the three!!!!

Haters gonna what not!

 

[TNVolGirl]

FD!!!!!!! How's it going tonight?

Does he like meeeeee?!?

 

[SergeantVol]

Youre liked as well. He said you tried to hard

Shiz he figured me out. Us Loudon county boys got a lot to prove. Most of us never make anything of ourselves.

 

[ego]

OE, I am about to run your head through a double glazed window if you don't chill out!!

I'm going to pre-approve this.

 

[TNVolGirl]

Hello ego...

Read some things about Dark Knight Rises and I'm super pumped. Pictures from the set have me riled up.

Wish it would get here already.

 

[farmersdaughter]

Through the process of deduction I am one of the three!!!!

Haters gonna what not!

Its not you lol. 1 is gs (duh), and I am not naming the other 2.

Hey TVG! He thinks youre a class act cutie lol..... Not sure how I feel about that lol

 

[farmersdaughter]

Shiz he figured me out. Us Loudon county boys got a lot to prove. Most of us never make anything of ourselves.

Youre a dandy, he would drink with you

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Its not you lol. 1 is gs (duh), and I am not naming the other 2.

Hey TVG! He thinks youre a class act cutie lol..... Not sure how I feel about that lol

I smell a Ménage à trois!!!!!!