Random Thoughts XIX

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

You don't hate ego. You want to bear his children.

 

[volsforever27]

You don't hate ego. You want to bear his children.

No, he's my bastard son.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

No, he's my bastard son.

See. I knew you were about 57. A liar and an old piece of sh*t. Now, I hate you too.

 

[volsforever27]

See. I knew you were about 57. A liar and an old piece of sh*t. Now, I hate you too.

Have your testicles even dropped yet?

 

[ImTheCrew]

Yawn

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Have your testicles even dropped yet?

Yeah. I'm about your age, nerd.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

about 14 shots worth of rum in my coke. having a girl sing me to sleep. I had tweo girls in my bed for valentines day. lifeis good .

 

[wildnkrazykat]

First

 

[rmsmith]

Yeah who's on first. Whats on 2nd

 

[possumslayer]

Good mourning zonetards !
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[wildnkrazykat]

Good morning smitty and poss

 

[possumslayer]

Gmorn kat
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[wildnkrazykat]

You two can be on breakfast duty, k?

 

[possumslayer]

You two can be on breakfast duty, k?

Wheaties
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[wildnkrazykat]

Negative ghostrider

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Former athlete of mine is a massage therapist. Just sent her a message to see if she thought my leg/foot would benefit from a session. I'm praying she says yes.

 

[rmsmith]

Negative ghostrider

Hardees.

 

[rmsmith]

Former athlete of mine is a massage therapist. Just sent her a message to see if she thought my leg/foot would benefit from a session. I'm praying she says yes.

I always benefit from a massage

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I woke up with a crick in my neck. I blame the blacks and jews.

 

[possumslayer]

I woke up with a crick in my neck. I blame the blacks and jews.

perhaps a gypsy curse
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[The Ron Mexico]

perhaps a gypsy curse
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Those arrogant sunsobiches.

 

[possumslayer]

Those arrogant sunsobiches.

find a voodoo priestess and send the spell back.
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[farmersdaughter]

Good morning! My new keurig is supposed to be delivered today!!

 

[possumslayer]

Good morning! My new keurig is supposed to be delivered today!!

what?
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[farmersdaughter]

what?
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Fancy pants coffee maker lol. My new calphalon pans (thanks behr!) Came yesterday and my zwillings - henckles knives will be here monday. I am broke now lol