Thinking About Becoming a Hoarder

[95 Vol Alum]

The most successful hoarders in my neighborhood are all paraplegic angel-dust addicts. Its worth a try.

I'll pass on paraplegic. Where can I score angel dust?

 

[GBO18]

You live in Memphis............

 

[95 Vol Alum]

You live in Memphis............

More of a meth and weed town.

 

[Hobock]

I'll pass on paraplegic. Where can I score angel dust?

I'm starting to question your dedication. The good news is that with your new purchase of a Hoveround, you receive 5 free vials of angel-dust. I know what you're thinking; Hobock, vials? That's so Miami Vice.

Who are we to judge Hoveround's packaging decisions.

 

[Spartacavolus]

I used to win all the paper recycling competitions as my mom would roll up in an old green impala with it filled with newspapers she saved the whole year.
And that was before recycling or an old impala was cool.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Is it going too far if I roam the neighborhood trash cans on trash day?

 

[Hobock]

Is it going too far if I roam the neighborhood trash cans on trash day?

No biggie. Just make sure it's still dark.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Is it going too far if I roam the neighborhood trash cans on trash day?

Not only is it ok, it is expected.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I'll pass on paraplegic. Where can I score angel dust?

Daaaaaaaamn!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DD4ME]

Moby Dick

Piñatas filled with your excrement

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Piñatas filled with your excrement

DD, you are one of the funniest people on VN.

 

[DD4ME]

DD, you are one of the funniest people on VN.

Not as funny as the looks on the clean up crews faces when they realize they shouldn't have busted open 95's party favors.

 

[DD4ME]

Or there's this

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I feel for the we take your junk crew that has to clean this place once I achieve hoarding nirvana.

 

[DD4ME]

 

[DD4ME]

You ready for this?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

You ready for this?

Beginner.

 

[DD4ME]

 

[DD4ME]

 

[DD4ME]

 

[DD4ME]

 

[DD4ME]

Beer makes it a little more bearable

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The cleaning bottle is a bad sign for what appears to be somebody doing it right.

 

[DD4ME]

 

[DD4ME]

The cleaning bottle is a bad sign for what appears to be somebody doing it right.

I believe these pics are from a cleanup company. What a ****ty job that would be.