Thinking About Becoming a Hoarder

[Nerd-Vol]

How old we talking about?

12 and under. Feel free to neglect them as well.

 

[YorkVol]

I'll have hookers leave their dildos and receipts. Should be TV gold once I get out of control.

Why would a hooker have a dildo?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Why would a hooker have a dildo?

A question that has baffled scientists for centuries...

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Why would a hooker have a dildo?

Women don't get hookers?!? Sexist, IMO.

 

[YorkVol]

Women don't get hookers?!? Sexist, IMO.

They get gigalos or bored neighbors.

 

[Spartacavolus]

I hoard stuff that hoarders don't keep.

I have 3 items.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

What sort of things do hoarders throw away?

 

[wildnkrazykat]

I still say lamps. On ur episode u could wear a shirt that says, n keep repeating "I love lamp"

 

[ImTheCrew]

Lamps made of old lamps

 

[DD4ME]

Discarded taxidermy

Name them all

 

[DD4ME]

I'll have hookers leave their dildos and receipts. Should be TV gold once I get out of control.

Used condoms

 

[The Ron Mexico]

95 - I assume you are already saving your urine and defecant. That's just good sense.

 

[Spartacavolus]

What sort of things do hoarders throw away?

Nothing. That's why I hoard it.

 

[LittleCat]

A question that has baffled scientists for centuries...

lol:

 

[95 Vol Alum]

95 - I assume you are already saving your urine and defecant. That's just good sense.

If defecating in the spare bedroom constitutes saving, I'm off to a good start.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

If defecating in the spare bedroom constitutes saving, I'm off to a good start.

Now I wish I hadn't brought it up.

 

[MikeDVol]

antiques and valuables

 

[Hobock]

Tin canisters of shoe polish.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Dapper Dan?

 

[Souce]

Moby Dick

 

[Hobock]

Dapper Dan?

Or Kiwi. Either way, great idea.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I'm thinking I'll need some lifestyle changes to really get my episode to pop. Thoughts?

 

[Hobock]

The most successful hoarders in my neighborhood are all paraplegic angel-dust addicts. Its worth a try.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

angeldustisforwinners.com

 

[GBO18]

The most successful hoarders in my neighborhood are all paraplegic angel-dust addicts. Its worth a try.

wtf you are so wrong!!!!!!!!!