Useless info you've learned over the years that's slightly cool

[The Ron Mexico]

Fact: NEOCON represents all that is wrong about America.

 

[farmersdaughter]

Now imma have to post stalk him to see why hes so bad

 

[NEO]

Fact:

NEOCON does not like hookers & blow

dude, I ran a strip club...

just saying

 

[NEO]

Fact: NEOCON represents all that is wrong about America.

fact: you'd switch places with me in a NY minute if you could.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Fact: There is no sex in the champagne room.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

fact: you'd switch places with me in a NY minute if you could.

Somehow I doubt that.

 

[SergeantVol]

Fact: Gingers, strippers, and prostitutes have no souls

 

[Orangeslice13]

Fact: Gingers, strippers, and prostitutes have no souls

Link?

 

[SergeantVol]

For the gingers: Urban Dictionary: daywalker

Strippers and prostitutes are incapable of feeling love therefore do not have souls.

 

[DD4ME]

but she's so hairy ,how do you keep the straw from clogging ?
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Someone tweezed her nipples, thought that was you.

 

[Orangeslice13]

For the gingers: Urban Dictionary: daywalker

Strippers and prostitutes are incapable of feeling love therefore do not have souls.

Good stuff.

 

[theFallGuy]

Fact: Going to work drunk is fun.

 

[theFallGuy]

Fact: This thread is really firing now.

 

[rbroyles]

You can't roller skate in a Buffalo herd.

 

[possumslayer]

Someone tweezed her nipples, thought that was you.

wasn't me,did she take any money out of your wallet?
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[theFallGuy]

Fact:

Sanitize your jeans thoroughly after getting a lap dance from a stripper.

 

[possumslayer]

Fact:

Sanitize your jeans thoroughly after getting a lap dance from a stripper.

bs! That will destroy the aroma .
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[theFallGuy]

Fact:

Bourbon is my go-to drink. Lays a good foundation.

 

[SergeantVol]

Fact: My usual night of drinking involves me waking up the next morning with my liver lying next to me crying.

 

[Behr]

Fact: Any man that says he has never masturbated or has quit is a liar.

 

[DD4ME]

Fact: Going to work drunk is fun.

And productive if properly maintained.

 

[NEVolFan]

Using DOS command and typing *.* delete.

 

[theFallGuy]

Fact: Any man that says he has never masturbated or has quit is a liar.

fap fap

 

[DD4ME]

fap fap

Is FG's morse code for yes.

 

[Orangeslice13]

fact: Any man or woman that says he or she has never masturbated or has quit is a liar.

fyp