Countdown to the Mayan Apocalypse

#76
#76
Celebrate early. That could be one hell of an epic b-day bash.

Mine's the 10th. I'm gonna celebrate it for 2 weeks straight!
 
#78
#78
No, heart. That was the first sign of the apocalypse. Second was when Kiffin left UT. Third was Michelle Bachman. Now we're just waiting for "the head of a fruit based empire to be severed" according to Nostramayan prophecies whatever that means. When that happens, the apocalypse will be a year away.
 
#79
#79
When the Mexicans stop making tacos, we are officially screwed.
 
#80
#80
Thrasher865 said:
No, heart. That was the first sign of the apocalypse. Second was when Kiffin left UT. Third was Michelle Bachman. Now we're just waiting for "the head of a fruit based empire to be severed" according to Nostramayan prophecies whatever that means. When that happens, the apocalypse will be a year away.
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The nuts are expanding worldwide. There really are stupid people in this world. I'll have my popcorn ready to watch the news stations that will waste their time and money on this ****.
 
#81
#81
heartvols said:
The nuts are expanding worldwide. There really are stupid people in this world. I'll have my popcorn ready to watch the news stations that will waste their time and money on this ****.
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This board. It's a clue. Only the tip.
 
#82
#82
Thrasher865 said:
Celebrate early. That could be one hell of an epic b-day bash.

Mine's the 10th. I'm gonna celebrate it for 2 weeks straight!
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Screw that, I'm getting blitzed every day til that day so I won't miss out on any fun in case it actually happens.
 
#83
#83
Thrasher865 said:
No, heart. That was the first sign of the apocalypse. Second was when Kiffin left UT. Third was Michelle Bachman. Now we're just waiting for "the head of a fruit based empire to be severed" according to Nostramayan prophecies whatever that means. When that happens, the apocalypse will be a year away.
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Kim Jong Il always seemed a little fruity to me. What day did he die on?
 
#85
#85
heartvols said:
The nuts are expanding worldwide. There really are stupid people in this world. I'll have my popcorn ready to watch the news stations that will waste their time and money on this ****.
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The key is finding believers willing to give their stuff away. Unfortunately, all the people I know are greedy bastiches.
 
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