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After dinner at my parents my great aunt is cleaning off the table. Shes 80 something, deaf & doesn't speak a lick of english. my wife was still sitting. Great aunt walks by her and unleashes a 20 second check your drawers cause I think you crapped your pants fart in my wifes face. Freakin hilarious.
 
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#9,155
tri_vol said:
After dinner at my parents my great aunt is cleaning off the table. Shes 80 something, deaf & doesn't speak a lick of english. my wife was still sitting. Great aunt walks by her and unleashes a 20 second check your drawers cause I think you crapped your pants fart in my wifes face. Freakin hilarious.
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nice!
 
#9,161
#9,161
Ca$h Money Vol said:
Happy T-giv guys
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Need a bietch, take a bietch, straight back to that big crib
Let you roll some rapper weed, put you on some new sh!t
Hit this weed, I show you how I do this
My excuse is I’m in Cali so my smoke’s highly exclusive
And my bietch bad, my money’s through the roof
Your money short you looking mad
You Danny Bonaduce bietch
 
#9,162
#9,162
7thgroupvolfan said:
Need a bietch, take a bietch, straight back to that big crib
Let you roll some rapper weed, put you on some new sh!t
Hit this weed, I show you how I do this
My excuse is I’m in Cali so my smoke’s highly exclusive
And my bietch bad, my money’s through the roof
Your money short you looking mad
You Danny Bonaduce bietch
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Thank you for this, my friend. Much appreciated
 
#9,167
#9,167
There is a mom on my brother's baseball team that is in love with me. She likes that I read so much and what I am studying in college (obviously doesn't know my grades) and thinks I'm good looking I reckon. Well, she told me she is going to set me up with her daughter who is sooooo damn hot. She's a couple of years younger than me, right up my alley. Should be fun whenever it happens.
 
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