Epic Hiestand Parody Song

[Carlitovol]

“The Harry Heistand Song” Parody Song

Funny, but also a little sad considering he's on our sideline.

So when the last city that a coach was in (Chicago Bears) makes a parody about how bad said coach is, do you think maybe that's a red flag?

If there's one guy that is shown the door at the end of the season, I'm thinking it should probably be Hiestand..

From 670 Score Chicago Radio >>>

Track - R.E.M., Stand

Lyrics
Hiestand, what do you do at work?
Can't block north /
Any old direction, wonder why our line is the worst

Hiestand, you're not doing good work
Can't block west /
Think about your coaching, wonder why our line is the worst

Kreutz is confused, Orlando looks done
We need to blame someone and you are the one
Cutler is going to be on the ground
His head will soon be rolling around

Hiestand, what do you do at work?
Can't block north /
Pick a new direction, may we suggest towards the defense

Hiestand, you're not doing good work
Can't block west /
Think about the running game and please try to make it suck less

 

[rickyyrs]

Makes you kinda wonder.

 

[mgu7]

excellent hire :crazy:

 

[OrangeBalls]

Of all the evaluations that need to be done in the off season, this is the most glaring. I wasn't impressed with Hiestand's resume when he came in and I'm still not impressed. Dooley better make a change or I'm afraid it'll be his butt next time. We should be able to run the ball against Montana and MTSU. Period. And we didn't/couldn't for the most part.

 

[rickyyrs]

Of all the evaluations that need to be done in the off season, this is the most glaring. I wasn't impressed with Hiestand's resume when he came in and I'm still not impressed. Dooley better make a change or I'm afraid it'll be his butt next time. We should be able to run the ball against Montana and MTSU. Period. And we didn't/couldn't for the most part.

I have been on Dooley's side since his hire. But i think he does need to make some coaching changes. As big as out O-line is they should be moving people.

 

[IndianaVol]

Of all the evaluations that need to be done in the off season, this is the most glaring. I wasn't impressed with Hiestand's resume when he came in and I'm still not impressed. Dooley better make a change or I'm afraid it'll be his butt next time. We should be able to run the ball against Montana and MTSU. Period. And we didn't/couldn't for the most part.

Agree 100%...my granny should have been able to drive her Chevy down the field through the holes that should have been there against Montana, MTSU, and Buffalo.

 

[ReelfootVol]

Like I have said many times before. The same o line is starting that played last year. Have they improved ? no....... Are they any better at all ? no, maybe worse ....... Do you expect them to be any better next year under Hiestand ? no ,and I am strictly a Dooley supporter.

 

[tvols75]

excellent hire :crazy:

Agree, I mean how could Dooley hire someone with such a pathetic resume :crazy:

 

[tvols75]

Of all the evaluations that need to be done in the off season, this is the most glaring. I wasn't impressed with Hiestand's resume when he came in and I'm still not impressed. Dooley better make a change or I'm afraid it'll be his butt next time. We should be able to run the ball against Montana and MTSU. Period. And we didn't/couldn't for the most part.

Wait, what? You cannot like Heistand and that's fine, but what did you not like about his resume?

 

[tvols75]

“The Harry Heistand Song” Parody Song

Funny, but also a little sad considering he's on our sideline.

So when the last city that a coach was in (Chicago Bears) makes a parody about how bad said coach is, do you think maybe that's a red flag?

If there's one guy that is shown the door at the end of the season, I'm thinking it should probably be Hiestand..

From 670 Score Chicago Radio >>>

Track - R.E.M., Stand

Lyrics
Hiestand, what do you do at work?
Can't block north /
Any old direction, wonder why our line is the worst

Hiestand, you're not doing good work
Can't block west /
Think about your coaching, wonder why our line is the worst

Kreutz is confused, Orlando looks done
We need to blame someone and you are the one
Cutler is going to be on the ground
His head will soon be rolling around

Hiestand, what do you do at work?
Can't block north /
Pick a new direction, may we suggest towards the defense

Hiestand, you're not doing good work
Can't block west /
Think about the running game and please try to make it suck less

And with him gone, the Bears offensive line still can't protect Cutler. Their personnel is awful. Heck, they signed Fred Miller when he was about 70 to protect the blindside of Grossman.

 

[BIGAL27]

I would love to have Wisconsin's o-line coach!!!!!

 

[CAVPUT]

Oops...a tad late and redundant. Apologies.

 

[WA_Vol]

REM rocks

 

[KnoxVillain]

Not satisfied with the production of our O-Line this year in regards to the run game. We have the athletes so that isn't a viable excuse. Which leaves coaching...and Hiestand isn't getting it done right now.

 

[SteveninTenn]

“The Harry Heistand Song” Parody Song

Funny, but also a little sad considering he's on our sideline.

So when the last city that a coach was in (Chicago Bears) makes a parody about how bad said coach is, do you think maybe that's a red flag?

If there's one guy that is shown the door at the end of the season, I'm thinking it should probably be Hiestand..

From 670 Score Chicago Radio >>>

Track - R.E.M., Stand

Lyrics
Hiestand, what do you do at work?
Can't block north /
Any old direction, wonder why our line is the worst

Hiestand, you're not doing good work
Can't block west /
Think about your coaching, wonder why our line is the worst

Kreutz is confused, Orlando looks done
We need to blame someone and you are the one
Cutler is going to be on the ground
His head will soon be rolling around

Hiestand, what do you do at work?
Can't block north /
Pick a new direction, may we suggest towards the defense

Hiestand, you're not doing good work
Can't block west /
Think about the running game and please try to make it suck less

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