Random Thoughts XV

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Yeah its best to sleep butt naked unless u live at home.
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You ever answer my question? I might have missed it.

 

[Slydell]

Look Sly, there's no random thoughts in the RTT!

I'm sorry. I should never random. Slit my wrist and call me Newt.

 

[VOLtownUSA]

i was young when my pap had heart surgery. it was a pretty severe case and we had a hotel room that our whole family used for about 2 weeks (it seems). well i had my first underwire bra and wore it that day. my dad stayed with my grandma at the hospital that night so my mom, brother and I slept in one bed and my uncle in the other at the hotel. i was too shy to take the bra off so i slept in it and must have been restless because i woke up in the middle of the night and underwire in the center felt like it was stabbing me in the neck. to this day i don't know how i got in that predicament, but you can bet your ass the purple bra got slung off and into the suitcase.

It moved

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

The two docs I'm going to see are the best in town. It will eventually be better than new, but I'll be down for a good six weeks in a sling and doing rehab.

More importantly, how are the 2 nurses you'll be seeing? And I hope you make their shoulders sore....
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[ImTheCrew]

Pooch if you're going to creep... Might as well post.

 

[theFallGuy]

You ever answer my question? I might have missed it.

Mustve missed it. Whaddup?
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[TEX_VOLFAN]

More importantly, how are the 2 nurses you'll be seeing? And I hope you make their shoulders sore....
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I'll get back with you on that one. Hot nurses are very high in my decision making process.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

No creeping. Just doing a drive by body pierce.
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[TEX_VOLFAN]

Mustve missed it. Whaddup?
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Who's the ho in your avi, she brings the wood, brah!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Thank you baby Jesus!

 

[wildnkrazykat]

lulz

 

[VOLtownUSA]

Those are too big IMO, look skanky.

 

[theFallGuy]

Who's the ho in your avi, she brings the wood, brah!

Audrina Patridge. Id tap the shat out of her
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[TEX_VOLFAN]

Those are too big IMO, look skanky.

Question is, are you hungry?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Audrina Patridge. Id tap the shat out of her
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Yes!Yes!Yes!

 

[VOLtownUSA]

Question is, are you hungry?

Anymore than a mouthful is a waste

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

If you say so.

 

[joeydupree]

I wanted waffles earlier.


Ate Ramen noodles instead.

 

[TNVolGirl]

Silly, silly boys.
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[VOLtownUSA]

Silly, silly boys.
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[theFallGuy]

Anymore than a mouthful is a waste

funny. Girls dont say that about my huge wanker
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[VOLtownUSA]

funny. Girls dont say that about my huge wanker
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:lol:

 

[zjcvols]

I wanted waffles earlier.


Ate Ramen noodles instead.

Which Ramen noodles? Chicken all the way.

 

[Slydell]

An internet penis is always huge!