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OrangeEmpire said:
I bout blew snot thru my nose at court........judge just stared at me
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I thought Henrico County courthouse made you turn your cell phone and prohibited the use of phones. Are the po-pos above the law?
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tri_vol said:
I thought Henrico County courthouse made you turn your cell phone and prohibited the use of phones. Are the po-pos above the law?
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U r correct, im not in court at the moment. Also I had hanover today
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a hangover? Shouldn't come to work with a hangover. Especially if you wield a weapon.

Is your hangover a result of the same actions that caused a domestic dispute with the wifey?
 
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Thrasher865 said:
a hangover? Shouldn't come to work with a hangover. Especially if you wield a weapon.

Is your hangover a result of the same actions that caused a domestic dispute with the wifey?
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I dont drink

Nope, mrs oe being an ungrateful debutant
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Ugh. I'm sorry OE. No offense to her or any other woman like that but that **** really pisses me off.
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Thrasher865 said:
Oh.

Come on, OE, this isn't 3rd grade. You can call me something worse than a dork.
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The misses called a friend a dork and he acted like he was offended by her using a euphemism to describe him. She didn't know dork was euphemism and told him to get a dictionary and prove it. He goes upstairs and comes back 5 minutes later with a dictionary and says look it up. When she looks up dork her picture was taped over the definition.
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#1,247
#1,247
Wow. Elaborate joke FTW.


Better question is why did your friend have a picture of your lady on standby? Also, were there nudez, or did he leave those upstairs?
 
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