Random Thoughts XV

[TNVolGirl]

Sup

Sup

 

[hmanvolfan]

**A SHORT LOVE STORY**
A man and a woman who had never met before,
but who were both_married to other people,_
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
They were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the
upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman
saying,........... 'Ma'am,

I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach
into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for
tonight,....... let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow! That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own damn blanket.'

After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

lol:Maximum lulzage.

Lulz!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Need more!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

There is a whole pan of brownies in the break room, fuuuu! I'm trying to stay away. My ass will jiggle for a week if I get ahold of those damn things.

 

[hmanvolfan]

There is a whole pan of brownies in the break room, fuuuu! I'm trying to stay away. My ass will jiggle for a week if I get ahold of those damn things.

Who knows, they might get ya loaded.

 

[TNVolGirl]

Hello Hman! Good story!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Who knows, they might get ya loaded.

If I knew that, they would be gone already.

 

[TNVolGirl]

Where's Nerd?

Oh Neeeeerd?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

He's in the bathroom eating a tuna sandwich.

 

[ImTheCrew]

This place is turning into mr Rodgers neighborhood.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

TnVG, do you like to read?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

This place is turning into mr Rodgers neighborhood.

You're more than welcome to go elsewhere.

 

[ImTheCrew]

Not your post apparently

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Not your post apparently

I'm going to make you bleed blood.

 

[ImTheCrew]

You're more than welcome to go elsewhere.

Thank you massa

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I'm going to make you bleed blood.

 

[TNVolGirl]

TnVG, do you like to read?

I love to read! Got a suggestion?

 

[NewToVolCountry]

I love to read! Got a suggestion?

Many. What do you like to read?

 

[ImTheCrew]

Anime porn

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Thank you massa

Don't make me go all Wounded Knee on yo ass!

 

[hmanvolfan]

Hello Hman! Good story!

A little tear welled up in my eyes when I first read that. So touching.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

A little tear welled up in my eyes when I first read that. So touching.

I wanna cry too. What you talking about?

 

[hmanvolfan]

He's in the bathroom eating a tuna sandwich.

Interesting visual there.

 

[TNVolGirl]

Many. What do you like to read?

I've never read a lot of sci-fi, but open to hearing what you like. I'm actually looking for a new book now.