Random Thoughts XV

[tri_vol]

ever since u cant do that on television
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Few years ago I told a teenage girl she looked like Alanis Morissette. She said, "who?" I felt old.
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[Coach Grizz]

Sand rains down and here I sit. Holding rare flowers in a tomb.
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Alice in chains
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[Coach Grizz]

Goodmoonin' y'all!!
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[OrangeEmpire]

howdy howdy
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[Thrasher865]

WRONG

Papa John's>Pizza Hut>>>>>>Cardboard>>>>>> Excrement>>>>>Starvation>>>>>>>>Dominoes.

I would like to revisit this post from page 18

Marco's>Papa John's>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Death>>>>>>>>>Pizza Hut=Domino's (not dominoes the game)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cardboard>Fecal Coliform Cultures>Toady Frogs>Your Own Urine>Someone Else's Urine>>>>>>>Little Caesar's

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Mornin'!

 

[ImTheCrew]

Anyone know a way to make ire you don't turn off your alarm/s in the morning... I have never done this in my 22 years... Now I've done it two days In a row...

 

[ImTheCrew]

Sure*

 

[Thrasher865]

I set my cell phone alarm and put it across the room.

 

[Thrasher865]

ThinkGeek :: Flying Alarm Clock

 

[Thrasher865]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W82WdRBx4E&feature=player_embedded#![/youtube]

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Anyone know a way to make ire you don't turn off your alarm/s in the morning... I have never done this in my 22 years... Now I've done it two days In a row...

Hire a man to shoot you if you try to turn off your alarm. Problem solved.
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[wildnkrazykat]

Morning
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[Thrasher865]

ThinkGeek :: Sonic Bomb Alarm Clock with Bed Shaker

 

[Thrasher865]

This is what Nerd uses when his butler is on vacation:

ThinkGeek :: Good Morning Sir Alarm Clock

 

[Nerd-Vol]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W82WdRBx4E&feature=player_embedded#![/youtube]

Wait, that seems really flawed. So pretty much you can just expect your alarm clock to run away? I wouldent need to bother turning it off, just wait until its driven out of the room and then go back to sleep.
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[Thrasher865]

LOL!

"It appears to be morning. Very inconvenient, I agree. I believe it is the rotation of the Earth that is to blame, Sir."

"Let us seize the day and take it roughly from behind, as the Colonel used to say in his unfortunate way."

"I am delighted that you have survived another night."

 

[ImTheCrew]

I set my cell phone alarm and put it across the room.

That's what I figured... Never had to do this before though...

 

[Nerd-Vol]

This is what Nerd uses when his butler is on vacation:

ThinkGeek :: Good Morning Sir Alarm Clock

Lies! I have a back up butler, for when the other is on vacation. DUH.
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[Scotty's Flat Top]

Bunch of honkies

 

[ImTheCrew]

Honky tonk

 

[ImTheCrew]

Down goes joe pa...

 

[tri_vol]

All the posts have a time stamp a hour ahead. Either freak forgot to reset the clock or I'm in a time wrap
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[Slydell]

All the posts have a time stamp a hour ahead. Either freak forgot to reset the clock or I'm in a time wrap
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It's just a jump to the left and then a step to the right. Put your hands on your hips and bring your knees in tight.

 

[Thrasher865]

All the posts have a time stamp a hour ahead. Either freak forgot to reset the clock or I'm in a time wrap
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Apparently you missed the prolific posting:

"VN Y U NO TIME CHANGE?"