The Official Endzone Sky is Falling on the BBall Team Thread

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Thrasher865

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LMU? LMU?

The basketball forum is not the place for level-headed discussion about the bleak outlook of our bball team.

LMU is a Division 4 basketball program, and by every statistical category, they made us look mediocre.

Let's put this all in perspective

Here are some facts from last night's win:

-Scotty Hopson scored 0 points
-Approximate attendance was 8,104
-Only 715 popcorns were purchased from concessions
-The orange on our socks had bleach spots on it
-Skylar McBee was our leading rebounder with 0.3 rebounds
-UT was 513th in the NCAA in FG % from between 6 and 7 ft out
-Sean Connery was in attendance to laugh at us.

*these facts have not been checked
 
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Fact checkers have just returned this correction:

Those were not bleach spots. That was part of the design.

Discuss.
 
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Thrasher865 said:
LMU? LMU?

The basketball forum is not the place for level-headed discussion about the bleak outlook of our bball team.

LMU is a Division 4 basketball program, and by every statistical category, they made us look mediocre.

Let's put this all in perspective

Here are some facts from last night's win:

-Scotty Hopson scored 0 points
-Approximate attendance was 8,104
-Only 715 popcorns were purchased from concessions
-The orange on our socks had bleach spots on it
-Skylar McBee was our leading rebounder with 0.3 rebounds
-UT was 513th in the NCAA in FG % from between 6 and 7 ft out
-Sean Connery was in attendance to laugh at us.

*these facts have not been checked
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This team continues to be an outrage and true Vol fans are those who are old enough to remember when 1955 was last year. I am tired of all of these new fans going to games but not standing or sitting! Stop doing the wave and singing rocky top while the team is dribbling the ball!
 
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Might as well have. Didn't you check the stats?

Bruce Pearl was nominated as Worst Coach of the Year, and we haven't even played our first game yet!
 
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Loosers. Keep the faith. Even we struggled the first half of our 1st exhibition game.
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Thrasher, did you notice how the team did not eat pork chop sandwiches before the game? Not many people know this, but bruce pearl was a devout Rastafarian, and in order to bring unity and good health to the team he encouraged the consumption of chopped pork sandwiches.

It seems like the new coach is abandoning this great Tennessee tradition. I am not sure whether Tony Dungy was the right choice for our team. We will be the laughing stock of the SEC north this year.
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Why isnt woolridge startin? Im not watching if he aint startin"." PERIOD
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UT's second string would destroy UK's first string if they'd get their heads on straight. So much talent. What would we do with your third?
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