I'm in the office by myself today...

[shelbyvillevol]

Not our busy time. Lots of idle time. What's a good way to pass the time?

 

[VIF]

Random thoughts thread instead of making this one.

 

[BearCat204]

Surf some internet porn and get to work

 

[PandamoniumReigns]

Fapping

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

order a pizza and drink a 40

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

jazzercise

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

self reflection

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Not our busy time. Lots of idle time. What's a good way to pass the time?

Wank.
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[VIF]

jiggle

 

[shelbyvillevol]

I knew I should have specified besides masturbation.

 

[GBO18]

Walk around naked.

 

[ego]

I knew I should have specified besides masturbation.

Your day is going to be pretty dull if you go this route.
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[VIF]

Walk around naked.

Brilliant GBO. He could ass up everybody's desks while he's at it too!

haha It's the simple pleasures that make life worthwhile.

 

[SDV]

legal or illegal?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Be productive...invent cold fusion.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Your day is going to be pretty dull if you go this route.
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Truth. Just a quick sneaky one, no one will be the wiser.
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[VIF]

I don't think scootching your arse on a desk is illegal.
At least xerox your weiner or something.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

At least xerox your weiner or something.

Too small, xerox probably won't see it.
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[Scotty's Flat Top]

I like to do the dougie when no one is in my office

 

[VIF]

Too small, xerox probably won't see it.
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Micro-scanner?

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

two words: midget porn.

 

[shelbyvillevol]

Too small, xerox probably won't see it.
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Our copier has a zoom function.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Our copier has a zoom function.

Go for it then.
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[VIF]

Forward everybodys desk phone to your bosses number.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Raid the company fridge.