The only status I regret was political and it got out of hand. Not my fault, but I still regret where it went. Interestingly it started out with me stating that Southwest Tanning (the first tanning salon in Cedar City where I was going to school) was closing it's doors. They cited Obama's new tan tax as the reason they couldn't make ends meet. Somehow some liberal atheist friend of mine made the conversation about Mormon oppression in Utah. He absolutely flipped out, and ended the conversation by saying, "Swallow my balls, *****".
I've lost exactly 2 friends in my life (one of which is now on good terms). I haven't spoken with him since.