That's why I'm better than you....

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

I have a fun new game for all the bored people of the Endzone. It's called, "That's why I'm better than you". Here's how it works: Think of anyone in the world you want to be better than. Think of what makes you better than them. Tell all of us here VN who it is and why you think you're better.

Example:

I joined VN on Jan. 5, 2010. VTUSA, you joined on Jan. 19,2010. That makes me 14 days oldey than you in VN years. That is why I'm better than you, VT....

Well, what are you waiting for? Tell 'em you're better than them!

 

[Infinite_vol615]

I'm better than George W. Bush because I didn't start a useless war.

/thread

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

George Bush, you started a senseless war. I did not. That is why I'm better than you.

/thread

You're doing it wrong, stoner. I am doing it right. That is why I'm infinitely better than you. Now pass me that bowl.

 

[Infinite_vol615]

You're doing it wrong, stoner. I am doing it right. That is why I'm infinitely better than you. Now pass me that bowl.

its cashed im packing another one.

 

[VOLFREAK11]

I'm better than Infinite Vol615 because I'm not moronic stoner that wants to make people in the zone nurses and pattycake players

 

[VOLtownUSA]

Sorry Pooch, 'fraid I cannot take part in your thread. My lack of pride will not allow it.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Sorry Pooch, 'fraid I cannot take part in your thread. My lack of pride will not allow it.

You're a huge nerd. I'm am much less of one. That is why I'm better than you, nerd.

 

[TXA&M07]

I have a fun new game for all the bored people of the Endzone. It's called, "That's why I'm better than you". Here's how it works: Think of anyone in the world you want to be better than. Think of what makes you better than them. Tell all of us here VN who it is and why you think you're better.

Example:

I joined VN on Jan. 5, 2010. VTUSA, you joined on Jan. 19,2010. That makes me 14 days oldey than you in VN years. That is why I'm better than you, VT....

Well, what are you waiting for? Tell 'em you're better than them!

I can spell "older" and that is why I am better than you.
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[PoochPunt3rdDown]

I can spell "older" and that is why I am better than you.
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Correct! He got it right the first time. Y'all did not. This is why he's better than y'all.

 

[Thrasher865]

I can spell "older" and that is why I am better than you.
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I don't troll other teams' boards. That is why I'm better than you.

 

[tri_vol]

I can spell "older" and that is why I am better than you.
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Beat me to it.
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[TXA&M07]

I don't troll other teams' boards. That is why I'm better than you.

I can also accurately identify trolls which is why I am far more superior than you.

Teh interwebz - I wenz dem
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[Indianavol4eva]

I'm better than pooch cuz i knocked him out at least 4 times in late night poker last night.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Dear BPV,
Army Football sucks and AF will stomp their brains out again in 2011.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I'm better than GCTP because my alter ego on VN is more awesome than his.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I'm better than NEOCON because he starts threads about tea.

 

[OJ]

I'm better than Obama , cause he had a white Mama.

 

[Escape Goat]

I'm better than George W. Bush because I didn't start a useless war.

/thread

I'm better than you, because that joke is weak.
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[JTrainDavis]

Dear BPV,
Army Football sucks and AF will stomp their brains out again in 2011.

Times are changing.
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[MikeDVol]

I'm better than Imodium AD because my runs have kicked its ass. pun intended

 

[volinreallife]

I am better than Jtraindavis because I made him with my penis.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I am better than Jtraindavis because I made him with my penis.

I don't get it.

 

[volinreallife]

I don't get it.

I am his daddy therefore I am better. How about now?

 

[MikeDVol]

I am his daddy therefore I am better. How about now?

still lost

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I am his daddy therefore I am better. How about now?

Coitus with Mrs. Davis?