VolsFan4Ever-11
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Do you have that one coworker who will never shut up.. I would just like to stuff a sock down their throat and duct tape their mouth closed, so they wont talk anymore.. I'm talking about the ones who ramble on and on and on and on, who barely take a breath at all!!
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I work with a lady who has a story for every situation. No matter the topic, she has a 45+ minute story for it. I don't think I've ever heard her quiet for more than 10 seconds. She feels like she has to say something everytime someone gets within 5 feet of her.
Dude on my crew does the same thing, while telling the story he gets started on another story related to the story he's tring to tell and it takes him forever to get to the point. And don't get him started on how Bobby Joe is kin to Billy Joe on his daddies side!! And datgum know it all, he knows everything and how to do it and if you have a different view point or method your wrong it's his way!! Hell he's even got the cure for cancer!!
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Got to love the one uppers
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Got a word for annoying employees? We have them all.
Aaron W - Finishes sentences, jumps in middle of conversations that have nothing to do with him, also a one-upper.
James - Knows everything and is never wrong.
Aaron M - Scummy joke guy. Really creepy. Looks like a troll.
Chris G. - Whines... non-stop.
Cindy - Never wrong. It's best to get her and James arguing, then walk away. Also, I think her and GSvol are married.
Gen - Everyone needs to know every small detail about her worthless life.
Me - Poor joke teller.
Do you laugh uncontrollably during and after your jokes?
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Why y'all talking bad about me like that I only try to entertain and tell good stories or ones that are better than yours and now I find out people are laughing behind my back or getting mad listening to me even though my stories and life is better than yours and whatever you've done I've done it twice or invented so you could enjoy your miserable life and now I feel sad that I can't share anymore with youse so's I'll just be on my way but let me tell you what happened on my way from the crapper to the water cooler the other day when the picture frame fell of the wall and put out both my eyes so I hope y'all feel better knowing that I'm probably in more pain than you'll ever know so there.
Why y'all talking bad about me like that I only try to entertain and tell good stories or ones that are better than yours and now I find out people are laughing behind my back or getting mad listening to me even though my stories and life is better than yours and whatever you've done I've done it twice or invented so you could enjoy your miserable life and now I feel sad that I can't share anymore with youse so's I'll just be on my way but let me tell you what happened on my way from the crapper to the water cooler the other day when the picture frame fell of the wall and put out both my eyes so I hope y'all feel better knowing that I'm probably in more pain than you'll ever know so there.