The Official Ron Mexico Life Advice Thread

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The Ron Mexico

The Ron Mexico

Bring back the orange helmets!
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#1
Having a hard time making life work for you? Can't decide between TV or sex with the wife? Whatever problem you got, I can help.
 
#7
#7
PoochPunt3rdDown said:
Ron. Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?
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Not the first time I have been asked this. It's because I have a policy of carrying meat in my pockets at all times. I recommend this for everyone. Not only is it a timely snack, but it can be used to shoo away bullies and fat chicks.
 
#8
#8
Ron Mexico said:
Not the first time I have been asked this. It's because I have a policy of carrying meat in my pockets at all times. I recommend this for everyone. Not only is it a timely snack, but it can be used to shoo away bullies and fat chicks.
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You sure it isn't related to a certain worm?
 
#10
#10
heartvols said:
Ron,

Will I ever meet my soulmate?
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Have you met my friend Ravenheart? I know Ravenheart is a woman, but I thought you could be open minded. If not, you should frequent Asian Massage Parlors. There are plenty of men there looking for love.
 
#19
#19
Why does everyone think I'm so awesome? It gets old having to always be the coolest guy I know.
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PoochPunt3rdDown said:
Why does everyone think I'm so awesome? It gets old having to always be the coolest guy I know.
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I sympathize wth your predicament. I can only assume it is because I brag constantly about your awesomeness to the folks I meet during my travels. The word gets out. I apologize.
 
#23
#23
There's this fat chick at work that keeps insinuating she wants to have sex with me, what should I do?
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