do you know any hitmen? how do you become a hitman?

[Billy Costigan]

Are hitmen still pretty common in the U.S.? Do you know a hitman or have you ever met one? I watched The Mechanic last night and it got me thinking.. They get paid A LOT and I think I would be a good one because I'm real sneaky. In my contract I would only take hits on bad people though.
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[Thrasher865]

In your contract?

 

[utvol0427]

Reported to the authorities.
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[CaVOLfn]

You can never be a hitman now..too many people know you want to do it.
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[Volgrad98]

If I answer this question Billy, you may not make it through the week. Better leave this one alone...

 

[kev20]

In your contract?

he's a free agent now. looking to get picked up on someone's team.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

he's a free agent now. looking to get picked up on someone's team.

Pretty sure he's always been on that other team. Zing!

 

[kev20]

Pretty sure he's always been on that other team. Zing!

winning!

 

[CaVOLfn]

Seriously though there is a small application to be filled out. Its basically just your name, home and work addresses, and picture ID. Send it to:

Watchlist@fbi.gov
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[superdave1984]

Billy will be the subject of a Dateline special in the future.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Holy cat crap Batman.

 

[JZVOL]

Just watch Wanted or Boondock Saints... seems easy enough.

 

[Slydell]

Retired now so can't speak of current requirements.

 

[TennesseeFan07]

I kill for fun, not as a job.

 

[crusse10]

Pest control if there's no local mafia, cement layers if there is.

:ninja:

 

[volinbham]

Every hitman has a signature; a sign that they were there.

I suggest peeing in the sink as your "calling card"

 

[TXA&M07]

Just being real with you Billy, you'd suck at that job.

Real talk homie.

 

[hndog609]

There's a dentist used to live up in Canada named Nick Oseransky who I think knows a few people. His wife Cynthia (HOTTIE) I think might have even been married to a hitman previously but that guy is rumored to be dead.

Good luck.

 

[JTrainDavis]

 

[Spartacavolus]

I'd say set up outside of the DCS or Divorce court, analyze people's faces and body language, and give them a card if they need "help" with their situation. Freelance is the only way to go.

 

[kev20]

There's a dentist used to live up in Canada named Nick Oseransky who I think knows a few people. His wife Cynthia (HOTTIE) I think might have even been married to a hitman previously but that guy is rumored to be dead.

Good luck.

nice work

 

[LadyinOrange]

It's a really good thing I DON'T know any hitmen.

Just sayin..

 

[Spartacavolus]

It's a really good thing I DON'T know any hitmen.

Just sayin..

There you go OP, your first client. How easy was that.

 

[GoBigOrangeVols]

There's a dentist used to live up in Canada named Nick Oseransky who I think knows a few people. His wife Cynthia (HOTTIE) I think might have even been married to a hitman previously but that guy is rumored to be dead.

Good luck.

well done.


any Matthew Perry reference is a good Matthew Perry reference, imo.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Every hitman has a signature; a sign that they were there.

I suggest peeing in the sink as your "calling card"

I laffed at this.