Help your Democratic acquaintances explain 
their voting. They can now pick their reasons 
from this list:
1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil 
companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas 
are obscene, but the government taxing 
the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't. 
2. I voted Democrat because I believe the 
government will do a better job of spending 
the money I earn than I would. 
3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of 
Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended 
by it. 
4. I voted Democrat because I'm way too 
irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that 
my local police are all I need to protect me 
from murderers and thieves. 
5. I voted Democrat because I believe that 
people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday 
can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt 
away in ten years if I don't start driving a 
Prius. 
6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned 
about millions of babies being aborted so long as 
we keep all death row inmates alive. 
7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens 
have a right to free health care, education, and 
Social Security benefits. 
8. I voted Democrat because I believe that 
business should not be allowed to make profits 
for themselves. They need to break even and 
give the rest away to the government for 
redistribution as the Democrats see fit. 
9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal 
judges need to rewrite the Constitution every 
few days to suit some fringe kooks who would 
never get their agendas past the voters. 
10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's 
better to pay billions to people who hate us for 
their oil, but not drill our own because it might 
upset some endangered beetle or gopher. 
11. I voted Democrat because while we live in 
the greatest, most wonderful country in the 
world, I was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE".