I like Dooley, but our football coach ought to get down on his knees every morning and thank God that the timing of Kiffin leaving was so bad that we had no choice but to pluck him and his losing record out of Outhouse, Louisiana and enrich him beyond belief.
If this is seriously a constraint on hiring a basketball coach while our football coach has a career losing record, then we should just let the girls take over all of Pratt Pavilion, shut down the men's team entirely, and take up men's soccer instead.