The Joke Thread

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#229
Vg was driving to disney, she got to orlando and saw a sign that said "disneyworld left" so she turned around and went home
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#230
#230
GASOUTHERNVOL said:
Vg was driving to disney, she got to orlando and saw a sign that said "disneyworld left" so she turned around and went home
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GS was walking on UTC's campus and VG was sitting on top of the library waiting for a good head shot. Just when she had him in her cross hairs...what? I'm sorry? Oh oh this is a joke thread....mmmyyy bad!
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#231
#231
VolGal423 said:
GS was walking on UTC's campus and VG was sitting on top of the library waiting for a good head shot. Just when she had him in her cross hairs...what? I'm sorry? Oh oh this is a joke thread....mmmyyy bad!
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Gsv was walking with vg the vg got pushed in front of a bus hahahahaahahahahahahahaha
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#234
#234
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.' I bought her a scale.
 
#235
#235
My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.' So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'
 
#236
#236
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first..'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.' He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?' 'Nah, she can order for herself.'
 
#237
#237
this one be my favorite


I rear-ended a car this morning.. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!' So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
 
#239
#239
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his zipper. The bartender says "Hey pal, you know you have a steering wheel attached to your pants?" The pirate looks at him and says "Arrrrrrr and it's drivin' me nuts".
 
#240
#240
GASOUTHERNVOL said:
Vg was driving to disney, she got to orlando and saw a sign that said "disneyworld left" so she turned around and went home
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It took her two weeks to drive there. Every time she saw a sign that said "Clean Restrooms", she stopped and did it.
 
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