OldTimer’s Dugout - Off Topic Thread

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

City slicker. It's possum or o'dead'um and everyone knows you most likely to see 'em on hwy 27. It's on all the menus up thatta way.

Hwy 27? That must be over in South Carolina in the ghetto.

 

[knoxvol52]

Looks like it will be VCU up next for us. NORTH CAROLINA leading 6-0 bottom 8th.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

City slicker. It's possum or o'dead'um and everyone knows you most likely to see 'em on hwy 27. It's on all the menus up thatta way.

I can't imagine anyone hungry enough to eat a nasty ass damn possum.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Looks like it will be VCU up next for us. NORTH CAROLINA leading 6-0 bottom 8th.

Have we got a slim to no chance to beat them?

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

It's 8-3 Braves in the B 6th.

 

[CobbWebb71]

We're dead as a opossum whose been run over on I-40..

Been seeing a lot of armadillo down my way

 

[CobbWebb71]

I can't imagine anyone hungry enough to eat a nasty ass damn possum.

I’d boil grass before I ate possum

 

[CobbWebb71]

Are Troy and Miami going to play tonight?

 

[Halph66]

Have we got a slim to no chance to beat them?

Teagan will be on the bump. We got the next one.

 

[CobbWebb71]

years ago, I had an acquaintance that was from Miami. He was a huge canes fan and the one person that enjoyed talking college baseball with me.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Been seeing a lot of armadillo down my way

I hate those bastards too. I saw one several years ago trotting down the middle of a street
like he by god owned the thing. Had one in my neighbors yard a couple years ago.

 

[knoxvol52]

Are Troy and Miami going to play tonight?

Oklahoma vs Citadel postponed til 10:00 a.m. tomorrow...

 

[CobbWebb71]

Oklahoma vs Citadel postponed til 10:00 a.m. tomorrow...

I hope the Citadel gets a good nights rest and beats the snot out of the Sooners, tomorrow morning!

 

[CobbWebb71]

I hate those bastards too. I saw one several years ago trotting down the middle of a street
like he by god owned the thing. Had one in my neighbors yard a couple years ago.

I got one on a trail cam a couple of weeks ago, but haven’t seen one in person yet, cept feet up and stiff, on the side of the road.

 

[CobbWebb71]

I ain’t gonna lie, it’s Friday, the kids are gone, no baseball this weekend, the wife is watching a movie and I’m chilling on the patio, half lit, watching baseball on my phone!
It’s so quiet. I have my phone muted and all I can hear are raindrops through the trees!

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

I got one on a trail cam a couple of weeks ago, but haven’t seen one in person yet, cept feet up and stiff, on the side of the road.

Couple of years ago when I had my two big dogs, they were outside (at night late) barking at
something that was on the other side of the chain linked fence that I couldn't make out what it was. So I got my flashlight & shined it until that armadillo was there starring back at me. Scared the out of me for second bc I wasn't expecting that. I stuck him w/a pitch fork I had & he jumped up in the air about 4 feet high. Finally, I left him alone & he went about his business. Never did comeback.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

I ain’t gonna lie, it’s Friday, the kids are gone, no baseball this weekend, the wife is watching a movie and I’m chilling on the patio, half lit, watching baseball on my phone!
It’s so quiet. I have my phone muted and all I can hear are raindrops through the trees!

Wait, what? You mean you're not sharing a wonderful time you could have w/the little wifey?
Maybe get some smooching time in w/all that hugging & so on & so forth? I'm disappointed.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Teagan will be on the bump. We got the next one.

I'm going to hold you responsible for a win.

 

[knoxvol52]

I ain’t gonna lie, it’s Friday, the kids are gone, no baseball this weekend, the wife is watching a movie and I’m chilling on the patio, half lit, watching baseball on my phone!
It’s so quiet. I have my phone muted and all I can hear are raindrops through the trees!

Going be along night and day tomorrow. Going finish watching Regional games tonight, get up at 5:00 a.m. to watch French Open , at 10:00 a.m. switch to Oklahoma vs Citadel, then at Noon watch Vols vs VCU.

Then at 3:00 p.m. its Lady Vols vs Texas Tech softball after that watch more Regional coverage and then at 10:10 p.m. watch my Dodgers vs Phillies...in between probably eat some scrambled eggs ...

 

[Halph66]

I'm going to hold you responsible for a win.

I’m old and slow, but I’ll give my all for Tennessee!

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Braves win over the Cincy natty Reds 8-3.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Going be along night and day tomorrow. Going finish watching Regional games tonight, get up at 5:00 a.m. to watch French Open , at 10:00 a.m. switch to Oklahoma vs Citadel, then at Noon watch Vols vs VCU.

Then at 3:00 p.m. its Lady Vols vs Texas Tech softball after that watch more Regional coverage and then at 10:10 p.m. watch my Dodgers vs Phillies...in between probably eat some scrambled eggs ...

I'll watch Gunsmoke until LVs come on or porn. Haven't made up my mind yet.

 

[Halph66]

I'll watch Gunsmoke until LVs come on or porn. Haven't made up my mind yet.

Men play at noon. Ladies play at 3:00.

 

[knoxvol52]

Men play at noon. Ladies play at 3:00.

He will be watching Porn at Noon...