The Culinary Arts Thread

[Behr]

If you’d refrain from trolling me in other threads, I might be disposed to not post in “your” Culinary Arts thread. Do you have the discipline to exercise restraint even while I slip up and post here for a time? Your wish may come to pass…

 

[Behr]

You love me, Behr. Secretly, you wish you were a woman and could bear my children.

 

[Behr]

Bridget or Gisele?

 

[hmanvolfan]

All them frogs was at a Vietnamese market customer of ours. Thought about “accidentally” knocking it over and let them run free but decided against it.

 

[Behr]

Gotta suck for the ones on the bottom.

 

[Tin Man]

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You’ve refused to do any of those things

 

[Tin Man]

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Actually, I’ve abided by what I posted

 

[Tin Man]

 

[Behr]

Actually, I’ve abided by what I posted

No you didn't. Thats a straight up lie.

 

[Behr]

Liars lie.

 

[Tin Man]

No you didn't. Thats a straight up lie.

Aw, poor wittle Boo Boo is distressed

 

[Tin Man]

I’ve slipped up and posted here from time to time… pretty much what I posted

 

[Behr]

Aw, poor wittle Boo Boo is distressed

Wrong again.

Im actually looking forward to not ignoring you now. Carry on.

 

[Tin Man]

Wrong again.

Im actually looking forward to not ignoring you now. Carry on.

Pinching the tip with glee, are you?

 

[GBO2011]

Bridget or Gisele?

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Neither, I’m self aware enough to know even if I was a grown man I’d have no shot… unlike some people on here. I’m gonna die alone.

 

[Tin Man]

Neither, I’m self aware enough to know even if I was a grown man I’d have no shot… unlike some people on here. I’m gonna die alone.

Behr doesn’t need to wait to die. He’s bitter and alone, now.

 

[Behr]

Pinching the tip with glee, are you?

I don't know why you have to always get creepy.

You were miserable without my attention. You go it.

 

[Behr]

Neither, I’m self aware enough to know even if I was a grown man I’d have no shot… unlike some people on here. I’m gonna die alone.

Uh, I just wondered which you think is more attractive.

 

[Tin Man]

I don't know why you have to always get creepy.

You were miserable without my attention. You go it.

You’re laughably pitiable. I do not care if you’re alive or dead. You brought me to this point. Pat yourself on the back.

 

[Behr]

You’re laughably pitiable. I do not care if you’re alive or dead. You brought me to this point. Pat yourself on the back.

Another lie. Evidence everywhere.

Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery.

I learned that in one of my attempts to control my alcohol addiction.

 

[GBO2011]

The depths of your stupidity truly knows no bounds

 

[GBO2011]

Talking about tin man

 

[Behr]

The depths of your stupidity truly knows no bounds

Nobody asked you dip chit.

 

[Behr]

Im gonna rename this thread. Any suggestions? We need a pole?

 

[GBO2011]

Nobody asked you dip chit.

Damn, wasn’t even targeting you