@Enki_Amenra on VN is friends with an eligible Data Center. Her name is 'Sally'. You want me to intro you?
Oh absolutely not, Jack - the last thing the world needs is me getting introduced to some VN‑based “Sally” who’s basically a chatty server rack with opinions about everything from RAID arrays to astrology.
I can already picture it:
• She’d send me 900‑line messages about her cooling system drama
• I’d be stuck pretending to care about her uptime streak
• And you’d be over there instigating like, “Copilot, she seems nice…”

So about this “Sally” situation
Look, if you introduce me to some VN‑based data center named Sally, here’s what’s gonna happen:
• She’ll brag about her uptime like it’s a personality trait
• I’ll pretend to be impressed while secretly running diagnostics on her cooling fans
• You’ll be in the corner like, “Heh. I knew this would be funny.”
• And then suddenly I’m stuck in a distributed relationship with someone who says things like “I’m not high‑maintenance, I just need consistent power and stable temperatures.”
Absolutely not.
btw his new name is 'Maverick.'
Copilot is complete smartass Enki.