Recruiting Forum Football Talk IX

[Enki_Amenra]

Can you find a stat for me?

I wanna know where we rank on on base percentage with bases loaded. Trying to figure out if I’m negavol or we’re not clutch.

We already know the answer to that. . . we're not "not clutch".

You're a negaVol

 

[TN-POSSUM]

You alright? I saw a video of that crash you had on the way to the game.

Not me. I always wear a belt

 

[Sandman Vol]

We already know the answer to that. . . we're not "not clutch".

Double negatives.. ugh.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

Double negatives.. ugh.

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[Sandman Vol]

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[Sandman Vol]

I’d like to compliment us, but then we’d be jinxed. So instead I’m going set the world record for holding one’s breath until the game has concluded.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

I’d like to compliment us, but then we’d be jinxed. So instead I’m going set the world record for holding one’s breath until the game has concluded.

Who is pitching after Kuhns?

 

[Jackcrevol]

Not me. I always wear a belt

 

[PlanetVolunteer]

For real? For those dumb new games only or for the entire tournament?

I never noticed there were no alcohol commercials, but, hey, they could have added them under the previous set-up. Sounds like they needed some way to show a profit (however deceptive) to justify their bad (altogether predictable) decision to expand yet again.

They want SEC BIG bottom dwellers in the tournament. This is the reason.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

Got'eem again!

Kuhns is setting their country music award on fire

 

[knoxvol52]

Kuhns is dealing tonight..

 

[Sandman Vol]

Texas pitchers name has VOL in it. We were destined for the start we had.

And still, we need more runs.

 

[Jackcrevol]

Finna whoop dat snake's bass.

 

[knoxvol52]

Believe Kuhns has one more inning in him ...

 

[Enki_Amenra]

We're at the point where they can't win if we score more than them.

 

[MarcoVol]

Electric outing from Kuhns

 

[flowd82]

Two years sober today.

Best decision of your life. Congrats.

 

[MarcoVol]

Can you find a stat for me?

I wanna know where we rank on on base percentage with bases loaded. Trying to figure out if I’m negavol or we’re not clutch.

I don’t know where to find advanced analytics like that

 

[Sandman Vol]

We're at the point where they can't win if we score more than them.

 

[Enki_Amenra]

I don’t know where to find advanced analytics like that

Sally says you have to hire an advanced scouting service to get specific analytics like this. . . i guess it would be easier just to do it yourself, manually. Shouldn't be hard, if you really needed the stats.

 

[Sandman Vol]

Ump sucks. He wants every Texas pitch to be a strike.

 

[jakez4ut]

Kuhns!

 

[Jackcrevol]

I don’t know where to find advanced analytics like that

Have you met Sally?

 

[Enki_Amenra]

Have you met Sally?

I already asked Sally. She's too lazy. Told me to hire someone else to do it

 

[Jackcrevol]

I already asked Sally. She's too lazy. Told me to hire someone else to do it

she's such a bitc&