I'm sorry a difference of opinion has bothered you so much that you've decided to spill your bag of tortured metaphors all over the place.
Btw -- you have more than once lamented the "intellectual" environment here, but this is a sports message board. Maybe reconsider the power of your own intellect if your expectations are so far removed from the reality of the experience.
"Crafty" is a term that many basketball fans understand. If you are confused by my use, I'll share what my computer spit out: "In basketball, "crafty" describes a player who uses guile, high IQ, and clever tricks rather than pure athleticism to outsmart defenders and create scoring opportunities. Crafty players excel at using fakes, changing paces, and manipulating defenders with ball handling to create space, often compensating for a lack of elite speed or jumping ability."
I understood the meaning immediately when I heard it uttered, years ago, by our most prominent Jewish coach at a UT basketball coaching clinic. No bong in sight, but then again there weren't any players around.
You made the comparison of Hill to Gillespie. Gillespie is far more athletic in every way -- speed, quickness, vertical leap. If I am wrong, I'll be even more excited about next season!
Hill seems like a great player too and I am excited about him. He will do very well here. I personally don't see "elite lift" like you do, but I think he will find a way to succeed here. From what I've seen he reads the game well and takes care of the ball in addition to a big time scoring ability. Very crafty of him!