Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

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Ritzwatch said:
In fairness to &McDad, why should anyone pay attention in church? Wasted hour listening to someone spout off about what I’ve got all figured out already.

At least I get to wear an expensive watch and smile about how good my life is going compared to all those other miserable souls.

Oh, and the Potlucks!!
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There’s a reason all Christian’s are fat
 
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hog88 said:
I watch just about every Sunday. I like the sermons, just don't care much for the singing and fellowship.

Plus I don't want to wear pants on a Sunday. It's got to be a special occasion for that.
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My Nextdoor neighbor is the pastor of a large Baptist church. I watch his sermons then tell him what he was wrong about.

I also don’t care to be part of the songs and stuff. I there to learn and debate
 
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McDad said:
LOL.

I actually follow along on the provided outline AND take notes.

Potlucks ain't what they used to be. The older folks who know who to cook southern / soul food are dying off and participants now bring a bunch of bland casserole type stuff.
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Facts. Also, the best desserts I have ever had in my life were at Church functions. Theres plenty of normal stuff like Nanner pudding with Vanilla wafers, various brownies and blondies (my wife makes peanut butter brownies that are amazing) but the REAL killers have special names like "Death by Chocolate" etc. I can eat a whole pan of peanut butter brownies by myself in a weekend without trying though. Also homemade carrot cake or black velvet with homemade cream cheese icing. I just made myself hungry. My sweet tooth is ravenous.
 
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hog88 said:
Yes.

Watching on TV I get to skip all the singing and contact with other people.
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I just go to the bathroom or water fountain down the hall every service at "fellowship with your neighbors time" right before the sermon. Then I dont have to interact with other humans. Couple other guys have figured out my strategy also...see them at the fountain every time to not talk to eachother. My favorite guys in the whole church. We have been not talking for years.
 
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hog88 said:
3 Corinthians walk into a bar.....
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...and said to the bartender, "where can we find the best beer on this narrow strip of land between the seas"?
Bartender said, "well you found it".
One of the Corinthians said, "isthmus be the place".
 
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marcusluvsvols said:
I just go to the bathroom or water fountain down the hall every service at "fellowship with your neighbors time" right before the sermon. Then I dont have to interact with other humans. Couple other guys have figured out my strategy also...see them at the fountain every time to not talk to eachother. My favorite guys in the whole church. We have been not talking for years.
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Very Ron Swanson of you. I approve.
 
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I feel like most of this particular thread today is made up of descendants of Eutychus.

Give me the people, give me the songs, give me the message, man! I have lived too much to not want to be all in!

Afterwards, give me some of @marcusluvsvols' wife's peanut butter brownies and a Sunday nap!
 
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Ritzwatch said:
I feel like most of this particular thread today is made up of descendants of Eutychus.

Give me the people, give me the songs, give me the message, man! I have lived too much to not want to be all in!

Afterwards, give me some of @marcusluvsvols' wife's peanut butter brownies and a Sunday nap!
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Yeah but in my world it pays to be a little suspicious. I've watched way too much 48hours. Pan of brownies for no particular reason? Something must be up. Better to feed one to the dog and wait a half hour before commencing to devour half the pan at once. 🤣 lucky for me I am worth more alive than dead at this point (a little anyway)
 
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marcusluvsvols said:
Yeah but in my world it pays to be a little suspicious. I've watched way too much 48hours. Pan of brownies for no particular reason? Something must be up. Better to feed one to the dog and wait a half hour before commencing to devour half the pan at once. 🤣 lucky for me I am worth more alive than dead at this point (a little anyway)
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McRib is captivated by those investigative shows where one spouse murders the other. I have accused her several times of taking notes.
 
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McDad said:
McRib is captivated by those investigative shows where one spouse murders the other. I have accused her several times of taking notes.
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Thats what many of the 48hours are. Spouses/lovers commit about 70 or 80% of murders past age 30 or so. Huge %. They nearly always think they will get away with it too...which is insane in 2026. With cell phone data/tracking, vehicle tracking, cameras everywhere including intersections and doorbells etc AND DNA testing so advanced that a few skin cells or a drop of blood can nail you...its almost Impossible to get away with murder these days.

The only time people have much of a chance is IF they murder a complete stranger somewhere besides the area they live. Then all they have is forensics from the crime scene. Of course theres no reason to kill a complete stranger across the country somewhere...but there are serial killers that do just that. Many of them are long range truck drivers and kill mainly prostitutes. Those guys are really hard to catch and the FBI suggests that there are likely dozens of them on our roads every day. If you kill your spouse you are as good as caught though from that moment on.

I can never understand why people kill their spouses...just divorce them like a normal person if you cannot stand being together. So weird. It makes me believe the government statistics that say about 1% of Americans are psychopaths though. So if there were 800kids in your HS, then for 8 of them butchering a human is no different than making a PB&J sammich. They feel no empathy or sympathy whatsoever. Crazy stuff and another reason to own and be prepared to use guns IMO.
 
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hog88 said:
I watch just about every Sunday. I like the sermons, just don't care much for the singing and fellowship.

Plus I don't want to wear pants on a Sunday. It's got to be a special occasion for that.
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You can't live stream good ole fashion snake handlin boys


@McDad does but that's a different kind of snake handling
 
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